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Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie
- Offers a simple and inexpensive solution to combating mind-control. Includes maintenance instructions, testimonials and a history of aluminum and psychotronics.
Circling the Square
- Weblog addresses current events based on the theory that the apocalypse is near and that black-ops forces manipulate everyday life. Includes submission guidelines and archives.
CommieTubbies
- Asserts that the Telletubbies television series projects subliminal pro-communist messages. Includes an episode watch and reported findings.
Elvis Killed Kennedy
- Exposes the truth behind the greatest criminal conspiracy of the twentieth century. Includes an historical time-line.
Government Cover-Ups
- Includes information about the deaths of associates of Bill Clinton. Features an essay about subliminal transmissions.
ID Chip
- Fake organization that implants identification chips below the skin to track web users.
Illuminati Rex
- WebComic - Follow the adventures of Eric the Illuminatus as he struggles to find his place within the inner circle of the Illuminati.
The Industrialization of Mars
- Outlines the corporate commercialization of Mars. Includes audio.
International Inquirer
- Offers articles about science, sightings and aliens as well as special reports. Includes news and letters to the editor.
Jimmy Hoffa - What Really Happened?
- Examines Hoffa's disappearance and life in hiding. Includes photographs.
Joe Frankenheimer Goes Worldwide
- Offers information about the man who, if he exists, fights for international justice and against all things corrupt or nasty. Includes future operations, articles and messages.
Mars Pathfinder Mission
- Offers photographs from the Pathfinder mission that reveal the presence of life on Mars. Includes guest-written articles on topics such as Martian rays, space bats, and what happens while in suspended animation.
MI5 Espionage Solutions
- Works to protect the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from subterfuge, terrorism, subversion and all other forms of badness and evil. Includes employment opportunities and a list of enemies.
The Monkey Conspiracy
- Details how Hollywood uses monkeys to influence us in our daily lives. It details the monkey conspiracy theory and includes a list of films that feature monkeys.
The Paranoia Files
- Offers untrue news about spycams, alien cats and toilet listening devices. Features polls.
The Pigeon Conspiracy
- Portal containing news, history and links about the popular conspiracy that pigeons are taking over the world.
Secrets of the Royal Canadian Snow Police
- Outlines plans for global domination, by a fictional Canadian force. Includes plans for self-defense and favorite games of the snow police.
The Truth About Black Helicopters
- Reveals that black helicopters are autonomous agents created to spy on North Americans. Includes information about their reproductive cycle.
World's Stupidest Conspiracies
- Publicly submitted conspiracies. Topics include Martians, psychic Gypsies and secret agent math teachers.
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