this is a post by Mr ninxoon
its called: kintir sale
i thought u mite enjoy it
Somali women, with the help of modern technology your dream of reclaiming your long lost kinter has come true, now your money can bring back what you have lost in your early childhood , money may not buy you happiness but as sure as hell it can buy you Kinter .. K Mart the department store that has been catering for flight 13 east African passengers since day one is pleased and proud to announce the arrival of our Kinter collection special . Please give your daughter, your sister and your wife the gift of life the gift of Kinter, remember you cant change the past but with K-Marts help you can definitely change the future, with a stroll to her K –Mart store your loved ones can regain what once was hers the Elusive Kinter. Be advised: food stamps, gold, house deeds, and Dahaab shiil money orders are accepted as legal tender in purchasing your potential Kinter. Our Canadian customers have to cross the border to obtain their prospective kinter as we don’t deliver via m! ail . (you have to be landed immigrant or Canadian citizen to Cross the border, please don’t try to enter the US illegally if you don’t acquire a legal sharci notify Immigration Canada immediately so u can be deported or let someone else buy you the product. Be aware that the quantity are limited so claim your suitable kinter today ( due to the limited product customers may only purchase 2 kinters at a time)
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>1-Mega sensitive kinters:
>Made in Germany
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>Description:
>Very durable long lasting, comparable with East African vagina. First class material made out of Bat skin, very delicate, life time warranty, all sizes available S-XXXXL this particular kinter has the equivalent sensitivity of 2 pre-teen white girls clits in Idaho who are in the progress of watching a porn movie.
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>Down side of this product :
>This device is extremely sensitive in extreme cases it triggers tremendous orgasms that can lead to losing consciousness , irregular heart beat, or even sudden death… misuse of this product can lead to wide spread sexual relationships such as (habitual sex with total strangers, having sex in public areas, increase rate of infidelity) this product may also amplify unwanted pregnancies, frequent abortions, intentional miscarriages and STDs . Experts : "if you dont possess the real kinter this surly the closes thing to the real deal"says Fadmou Mohamed an ex- Kinter cutter aka kinter hunter turned kinter expert.(There are over 20 000 kinter under her belt) "previously my wife was as numb and emotionless during sex as piece of boneless Albanian steak, at times she read love novels and occasionally I would caught her taking a snooze during sex, now that she got her kinter back My wife has been transformed into a wild hungry for sex beast , thank to K-Mart I am retrie! ving my sex life"says Farah Abdilahi through an interpreter a part time factory worker and full cab driver from Seattle Washington.
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>2-Extra sensitive Kinters:
>Made in the Bosnia.
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>Description:
>Easily attachable (no operation is necessary) , made out of Zimbabwean dolphin testicles flexible, comes in different colours, no batteries needed, limited noise , one size fits all,Fully loaded, California mission 5 years warranty …
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>The experts:
>"I thought I would see dooms day before I see the day that Somali girls would regain their precious lil red meat, thought its too late for an old head like me but shed I got me one just fo the show, now I can really die in peace here I come Afweyne" said Cibado Jamaac a 75 yr old retired Somali homemaker and an ex flight 13 refugee from Santa Clara , California(she been missing her beloved kinter since the tender age of 8 "finally my customers can acquire their moneys worth, I truly could look straight in their eyes and say Yes you are getting what you have paid for fair and square " says Hibo Hersi a healthy 25 Somali prostitute who works in infamous red light district of Amsterdam Holland
Down side of this product : This product is flammable keep away from open flame (in this case Unsii and foox have to be 100 feet away from this particular kinter) some users may experience: vagian cramps , ceeb hyper tension, ceeb paranoia, Post Kascii syndrome relapse.
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>3-Regular super kinter
>Made in Thailand.,
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>Descriptions:
>Affordable (well under $5000) This kinter could easily be called poor womans kinter made out of kangaroo prostate, comes with batteries 100% genuine ,hand made, recyclable, environmental and qaxooti friendly, and easily accessible for the handy-capped and the mentally challenged .
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>"if you are a single mother on section 8 or in Ontario housing and currently on social assistance you cant go wrong with this kintter, shed I even bought 2 for the heck of it" said Hodan Daheer a single mother From Toronto Canada (she has been missing her kinter for 38 yrs)" Oh sweet Jesus, if you like the real kinter you will love this kinter" says Khadija Shareef a 26 yr old school teacher from College park Maryland.
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>Down side of this product :
>Easily defective, malfunctions prone , non refundable, users may experience reoccurring yeast infection and excessive ceeb juice leakage conditions. Blindness, toxic shock syndrome, nausea, occasional seizure, kidney faliure and exessive ceeb rash
