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Funny Story Listen up perhaps joke of the Day for the Adults

Postby Somalian_Boqor » Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:12 pm

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, hot girl in his office, but she was someone else's, oneday eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you" the girl looked at him and said "NO" Eddie said I'll be really fast I will throw the money on the floor. you bend down and I'll be finished by the time you've picked it up. She thought for a moment and than she went ahead and consulted with her boyfriend. So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says "ASk him for $200 and pick up the money really fast he won't be able to even put his pants down." so she agreed and accepted the proposal.........................................................................................................................






















































































Over half and hour and the boyfriend is till waiting for his girlfriends call...Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls her instead and ASK'S WHAT HAPPENED... still breathing hard. she managed to reply..."the fucker had all Quarters"!!!! :lol: :lol:

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Re: Funny Story Listen up perhaps joke of the Day for the Adults

Postby foolxume2005 » Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:55 pm

lol, did you hear about the guy who went to his friend's house? the wife was in the shower so she runs to the door wearing her bath rope, she told him the husband is not home then the friend said listen if yo show me you tits/breast I will give you $200, she said no but he told her common $100 for each breast, just show me in a second and here's the money, she tought about it and said fock it give me the money and flashed him, he gave her the $200 and left.
The husband came home and the wife said your friend so and so came over today, he said:


















Good, did he bring the 200 dollars he owed me.

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