I am longer going to be a bad girl. I plan to join the missionary of muslim girls. Is there such a thing? Where a bunch of nuns going around the world to preach Islam? Well, if there isnt, i shall invent one. I vow to longer celebrate on others miseries, especially the rich and the celebrity.
..... I will no longer roll my eyes.
...I will not be a meanie, i will no longer indulge a life of luxury, self satisfaction without the implication of larsivisious, sexual inuendos.(I am proud of myself, i wanted to roll my eyes proceeding the word inuendos, but i did not)
I will no longer be selfish, be cynical or be utterly and completely attention seeker to glorify my unhealthy but adorable inflated vanity. I will not beautify myself more to torment poor farahs and xalimos at that, i will live in a life of a poor modest church mouse.
I will not indulge in expensive ice cream, or drink soda or any other chocolate that would add in unnecessary increase of libido.
I will be kind to continue to be kind to all, not out of civility but truly 'mean' to be kind. I will compliment others rather than demand a compliment myself, i will refrain from cursing on obama whenever he appears on tv and of course never utter the deragatory word 'adoon' ever again.I will try not to be a pseudo ameteur qabilist as well.
I will not indulge in shopping or visit any romantic movies that appear in the cinema. I will dutifully strive to be a better humanbeing by becoming generous to my family and friends. I will adopt or sponsor a sorrogate child in somalia so i may send her funds every month.
I will continue to smile to strangers and really "mean" it. I will try to love my co-workers, and love even more the annoying co-workers.(yet again i am so proud i am not rolling my eyes)
I will do a kind gesture every week to make it up for all that unkind gestures of the past.
In brief.... i am delighted to announce i am born again and saved Basra!