Funniest Ever Blond Joke...

[1_londoner]

looooooooooooooooooooool,

So, there was this blonde driving down the road and all of a sudden, she started swirving and crashed into a stop sign. A police officer comes to inspect the damage. He turns to her and asks, "what was the problem mam?" The blonde goes, "well officer, I was driving down the street and then a tree popped up in the middle of the road! I swerved left and it followed me left, I swerved right and i followed me right, so I crashed into the post!" The officer turns arond and looks into the car. After a moment of inspection, he comes back and points to the car air freshener and said, "is that the tree you saw?" She goes, "YEAH, THATS THE ONE!!!"

[Toxic]

lol i've seen somali girls just like that.

[1_londoner]

Okay You sad arse somalis..why none of you find the above joke funny I do not understand. Wayahey, how 'bout this one.

A man went to his local zoo, and he was dissapointed to find a single dog there.
It was a shihtzu.

[Ka darag]

[LaQaNyO]

Oh that takes the mick... Seriously it's even degrading for a 'blonde' !

True Story-

Heblayo says; Hebel got locked up for GBH, he's actually been down for some time now.. Horta what does GBH stand for? UH duh it stands for Gross Be Haviour dee!
I can't tell you if I was part of that conversation or not..

Hold up! This one is even better.... again True Story..

Question: What do you study? I study Radiography. Really? Does that mean you'll be the next BBC commentator or someting?

[Keyse_0208]

londoner what do u call a Black woman who just had an abortion..??

[1_londoner]

looooool@Lanqanyo...

Okay this is a good one...

An irishman, englishman and a scottish man are running from the police, there see a barn in the horizon and quickly run for it with no were else to go they barge threw the big wooden doors, in there is 3 baskets, one full of cats, one full of dogs and another full of potatoes, the englishman quickly jumps in the dog baskets and closes the lid, the scottish man then jumps in the cat basket and closes the lid, leaving the irishman to scramble into the potatoe basket, the police quickly surround the barn and the head chief enters the barn with two armed policemen, he walks over to the first basket and kicks it 'woof' calls the englishman, and the police chief regonising its just dogs moves onto the next basket and kicks it 'meow' calls the scottish man, regonising its just cats the chief moves to the last basket and kicks it 'POTATOES' sounds the irishman.

[Ka darag]

I FAILED TO GET THE JOKE HABAD LONDONER!!!!!!

EXPLAIN URSELF

[Oxy-]

looooooooooooooooooooool,

So, there was this blonde driving down the road and all of a sudden, she started swirving and crashed into a stop sign. A police officer comes to inspect the damage. He turns to her and asks, "what was the problem mam?" The blonde goes, "well officer, I was driving down the street and then a tree popped up in the middle of the road! I swerved left and it followed me left, I swerved right and i followed me right, so I crashed into the post!" The officer turns arond and looks into the car. After a moment of inspection, he comes back and points to the car air freshener and said, "is that the tree you saw?" She goes, "YEAH, THATS THE ONE!!!"

[LaQaNyO]

looooool@Lanqanyo...

Okay this is a good one...

An irishman, englishman and a scottish man are running from the police, there see a barn in the horizon and quickly run for it with no were else to go they barge threw the big wooden doors, in there is 3 baskets, one full of cats, one full of dogs and another full of potatoes, the englishman quickly jumps in the dog baskets and closes the lid, the scottish man then jumps in the cat basket and closes the lid, leaving the irishman to scramble into the potatoe basket, the police quickly surround the barn and the head chief enters the barn with two armed policemen, he walks over to the first basket and kicks it 'woof' calls the englishman, and the police chief regonising its just dogs moves onto the next basket and kicks it 'meow' calls the scottish man, regonising its just cats the chief moves to the last basket and kicks it 'POTATOES' sounds the irishman.

Irish people are a No-Go-Area for me..

[1_londoner]

KaD, which 1 didnt you get babz and ill explain it to you...

Had to read this one twice to get it......still funny laakiin

A French cat called "un, deux, trois" and an English cat called "one, two, three" have a swimming race across a river. Which cat wins?
"One, two, three" because "un, deux, trois" cat sank.

[Ka darag]

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