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WARIS DERIE AND THE MOST FUNNIEST PART IN HER BOOK

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WARIS DERIE AND THE MOST FUNNIEST PART IN HER BOOK

Postby North brother » Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:38 am

THIS PART IS SO FUNNY I NEARLY STARTED CRYING FROM LAUGHTER Laughing Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

READ PLEASE ITS JOKES

''These tribal wars, like the practice of circumcision, arebrought about by the ego, selfishness, and aggression of men. I hate to say that, but it's true. Both acts stem from their obsession with their territory their possessions and women fall into that category both culturally and legally.
Perhaps if we cut their balls off, my country would become paradise. The men would calm down and be more sensitive to the world. Without that constant surge of testosterone, there'd be no war, no killing, no thieving, no rape. And if we chopped off their private parts, and turned them loose to run around and either bleed to death or survive, maybe they could understand for the first time what they're doing to their women."
This was the most funniest part Laughing Laughing Wink Laughing

"My goal is to help the women of africa. I want to to see them get stronger, not weaker, and practice of the FGM simply weakens them physically and emotionally. Since women are the backbone of Africa, and they do most of the work, I like to imagine how much they could accomplish if they weren't butchered as children and left to function maimed for the rest of their lives."

This woman just because she works for the UN thinks she can make a difference. Laughing

Why does she not mention, all the other wars in africa, and the wars in palestine, and western influenced wars, by the arms trade.

You can tell this is twisted by the western feminist orginations, why does she not mention the horrors of abortion, her feminist friends would have a fit. Laughing Laughing Smile Laughing

This is a woman who stripped naked for 1500 pounds to send home and pay bills, after finishing work at mcdonalds and being in the james bond film day lights made in morocco. Laughing

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Postby *HannaH* » Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:13 pm

Where is the joke?..........Maybe I don't have a sense of humour,or maybe you're just a little tart?.....I'll go with #2... Very Happy ...............
Whatever the case, waxaan kugu duceeyn that you get a life...Inshallah.........

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Postby Cadeey » Tue Jul 05, 2005 3:39 pm

North brother the whole book was a load of rubbish. But that part was funny. Did you read the bit where she hung her step mother in a tree in the middle of baadiya because she hated her. Oh pls as if she would do that in real life. FGM is a never ending story I would not be surprised if hannah is the next iman or waris.

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Postby *HannaH* » Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:15 pm

Well let's see... being the next Iman or Waris beats being a stupid little bittch oo dhuxul aan laga garan... that ironically calls herself Cadey and runs around the net telling tales about how she hooks up with her Sangadhudhi xawaadle cousins..........Lol....let's not even go there hun.

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Postby Jazminda » Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:26 pm

Hannah loooooooool Laughing Naa ama go there for the heck of it...join in anytime! Wink Do u think maybe this chick wouldn't sound like a pathetic xaatiri if she didn't have a face that makes people ask: "Damn, is it Halloween already? “Or damn, r u having xawaadle déjà vu Arrow (Bunshe eating crisis). ??? Shocked Laughing

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Postby Cadeey » Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:40 pm

Hannah and where did i mention I hooked up with my cousin. Confused Dont bother replying back to me.

Jazminda still following me around? I thought I dismissed you long ago.

Sisters we do all respect Xawaadle is qabil whos beauty speaks loud volumes. Countless ppl in this forum are my witness. Or maybe I should escort the both of you to beledweyne and you will discover the truth for yourselves. Sisters Stop this jealosy , its an ugly , reprehensible conduct that harms the body and spoils the faith. Look what it is doing to the two of you.

Oh and wlc to my IGNORE LIST.

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A Stunning Xawaadle Cade Girl Laughing Laughing

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Postby JELICIOUS » Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:57 am

NORTH BROTHER..
DONT U HAVE ANOTHER LIFE DEN GOING AFTER TRIBEZ ALL DA TIME..? COZ I KNOW WHAT U TRYING TO DO.. FUCCIN IGNORANT IDIOT..!!

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Postby *HannaH* » Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:45 am

Lol@..don't reply back to me.......You're the one afka ila soo galay to begin with nacalad yahay feedhaha weyn............you sick incestuous peice of dhuxul..............Naa ha ila sheekeysan baan ku idhi....waxaagan bird dropping uu eeg....Ish....

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Jaz..Loooool....Naaa ma la yaabtay gudafadan yar meeshay naga soo gashay.....aduunow xaalka bah'... Laughing

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Postby Jazminda » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:31 am

Hannah loooooooool back girl! Wale ur right aduunow xaalkaa ba'! Laughing Yarta waa Xawaadle cadee iska daa Laughing dang wale iyo bile dad kibir ma istiri! Laughing

Cadeey digsi gubtay dabadiyeey adiga ma ahee waa the brightening cream's help! Kulahaa xawaadle cade! jaw! Naw! Xasha! Wadh Wadh iyo Aboow aboow shib ka dheh baan ka iri arintaas! Laughing

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Postby *HannaH* » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:35 am

Bittch you're cold Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Postby couldublvd » Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:45 pm

Cadeey:

I was havin' a word with my adeero the other day, this guy named Hadraawi, and he said chics in beledweyn are off the chain shawty, matter of fact he wrote a song about one such chic Wink ..haye ma runbaa????

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Postby mizz_chief » Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:55 pm

[quote="Jazminda"]Hannah loooooooool back girl! Wale ur right aduunow xaalkaa ba'! Laughing Yarta waa Xawaadle cadee iska daa Laughing dang wale iyo bile dad kibir ma istiri! Laughing

Cadeey digsi gubtay dabadiyeey adiga ma ahee waa the brightening cream's help! Kulahaa xawaadle cade! jaw! Naw! Xasha! Wadh Wadh iyo Aboow aboow shib ka dheh baan ka iri arintaas! Laughing

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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing she is cold and a half..

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Postby B_A_D_O_W » Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:58 pm

Waris Question

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Postby Cadeey » Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:30 pm

couldublvd Laughing Bless your soul Walaal Its true. Hadraawi, is the isaaq man that has had the fortune to be blessed with a beautiful lady from baledweyne. I think he was travelling in beledweyne when he fell in love with my cousin and he dediced to dedicate a song to her. Sweet Isaaq man he is. A man who appreaciates xawaadle beauty. rose

Couldublvd ask your eedo Khadra daahir why she too is married to a stunning xawaadle cade man. Laughing Laughing Laughing We xawaadles are utterly gorgeous. kiss

Cadeey
Keeping it real Laughing
Ps:couldublvd you are the ten person on Snet that kindly mentioned to me that we xawaadles are off the hook. Jealous individuals take note. Very crucial info being said. Laughing
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Postby LionHeart-112 » Wed Jul 06, 2005 7:36 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Isaaq married a xabaadle woman???? was she rich or was he blind?? Laughing


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