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Genuine Chinese proverbs

Postby Sir-Luggoyo » Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:00 pm

Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted

Man with one chopstick go hungry

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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Re: Genuine Chinese proverbs

Postby Twisted_Logic » Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:01 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Genuine Chinese proverbs

Postby Basra- » Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:04 pm

'Crowded elevator smell different to midget.'


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Genuine Chinese proverbs

Postby BlackVelvet » Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:20 pm

Genuine Chinese proverbs
No way :lol:

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Re: Genuine Chinese proverbs

Postby Sir-Luggoyo » Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:23 pm

Genuine Chinese proverbs
No way :lol:

Well, I ain't Chinese but according to my mother-in-law Mrs. Ho Ho it is genuine.

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Re: Genuine Chinese proverbs

Postby eyes-only » Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:55 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: can't stop laughing

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Re: Genuine Chinese proverbs

Postby BlackVelvet » Mon Apr 19, 2010 5:12 pm

Genuine Chinese proverbs
No way :lol:

Well, I ain't Chinese but according to my mother-in-law Mrs. Ho Ho it is genuine.
Horta that time when you said you were going to meet some chinese girlfriend's mother you were making it up soma'aha. So gullible :down: :lol:

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Re: Genuine Chinese proverbs

Postby ciyaal_warta » Mon Apr 19, 2010 6:39 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: the last one is hilarious

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Re: Genuine Chinese proverbs

Postby omar07 » Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:04 pm


Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

that's too funny. It might make better sense if I was Chinese though.

It's too ridiculous for me

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Re: Genuine Chinese proverbs

Postby ToughGong » Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:08 pm

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
Ain't that the truth :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Genuine Chinese proverbs

Postby eyes-only » Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:11 pm


Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

that's too funny. It might make better sense if I was Chinese though.

It's too ridiculous for me

I think that's similar to don't bite the hand that feeds you....laakin Chinese version sounds way funnier :lol:

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Re: Genuine Chinese proverbs

Postby ToughGong » Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:13 pm


Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

that's too funny. It might make better sense if I was Chinese though.

It's too ridiculous for me

I think that's similar to don't bite the hand that feeds you....laakin Chinese version sounds way funnier :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Not even close

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Re: Genuine Chinese proverbs

Postby SultanOrder » Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:58 pm


Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

that's too funny. It might make better sense if I was Chinese though.

It's too ridiculous for me

I think that's similar to don't bite the hand that feeds you....laakin Chinese version sounds way funnier :lol:
no he meant don't bite finger nails with xaar on them :lol: :lol:

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

Ok, chinese guys are a hit and a miss :lol:

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Re: Genuine Chinese proverbs

Postby ToughGong » Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:12 pm

PO you know what's meant by this though yeah
Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

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Re: Genuine Chinese proverbs

Postby SultanOrder » Mon Apr 19, 2010 9:12 pm

naw what bro


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