How to talk to women 101

[BlackVelvet]

Haye. Ladies what advice do you have for the young men?

I'll start

Step 1. Shoulders back, chin up, eye contact, if eye contact makes you nervous then smile; a friendly smile, not a serial killer smile (difference is how long you're smiling and keeping eye contact)
Step 2. Make sure she smiled back at least once
Step 3. On your way over walk with confidence (that just means knowing you aint gonna die if she turns you down)


Someone else sii wad shekada

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

1. We can't make eye contact since we're too busy checking out the merchandise to assess if there's enough potential return on the investment.

2. If she doesn't smile back, we're not discouraged...you know how girls play hard to get these days

3. No, you walk over with a look on your face that SHE might just die if she rejects you. Who was it again that said it's sometimes better to be feared than loved?

You're a horrible advice columnist BV

[Knight of Wisdom]

1. Naaya
2. Kalay
3. Iskuut, Kaleb Waxiid !

[BlackVelvet]

So interesting from a guys perspective. Haye let me break it down for you.

1. We can't make eye contact since we're too busy checking out the merchandise to assess if there's enough potential return on the investment.

If you don't make eye contact there is no connection. You're just another creep sending butcher vibes

2. If she doesn't smile back, we're not discouraged...you know how girls play hard to get these days

If she wants you to come over she will give you a hint. Don't be one of those guys who makes it awkward.

3. No, you walk over with a look on your face that SHE might just die if she rejects you. Who was it again that said it's sometimes better to be feared than loved?

There is a thin line between confidence and arrogance. Some chicks might be tempted to put you back in your place just because you acted like you need it.

You're a horrible advice columnist BV

[Cali_Gaab]

You need a boyfriend.

[Knight of Wisdom]

You need a boyfriend.

Where is yours?

[HELWAA]

Bv

I will say things THEY should't do..

Never disturb her at the libarary.
Dont pretend being lost and ask her for direction..very annoying.
Saacadu wa imsa,,basko goormu imaneya...haloo miye ma joogno.DO NOT ASK THESE QS.
Do not bump into her by mistake..that is just cheap.
Walaalo ma i turjumi karta....thats onther cheap attempt

[BlackVelvet]

You need a boyfriend.

Where is yours?

That is a good come back.

[BlackVelvet]

Bv

I will say things THEY should't do..

Never disturb her at the libarary.
Dont pretend being lost and ask her for direction..very annoying.
Saacadu wa imsa,,basko goormu imaneya...haloo miye ma joogno.DO NOT ASK THESE QS.
Do not bump into her by mistake..that is just cheap.
Walaalo ma i turjumi karta....thats onther cheap attempt

Those are good. LOL @ ma i turjumi karta

Lakin if we make it a what not to do the list would be very very long

What's one thing that they should do?

[Cali_Gaab]

You need a boyfriend.

Where is yours?

Pinky, we are not all dabooles like you saaxib. Not everyone takes the role of a female such as claiming the partners qabiil like wifes in the West get the names of the husband. You should know what i'm talking about fockin daboole When's the last time you've held your ankles with your nigis down and what was his name?

[Mr. Yungnfresh]

lol see BV, you ladies think you know what you want, but when we give that to you, this is what you tell your girlfriends on the phone later that night:

1) "Girl, I'm convinced this guy is completely psycho. So he walks up to me and keeps staring at me off and on. I didn't know whether he was trying to holla at me or have a staring contest...if he was, he definitely won but he's still a LOSER!"

2) "So anyways, I felt totally uncomfortable and so I smiled nervously while wondering what the hell is going on...and that lunatic decided to walk over and try to talk to me. OMG I need new ears"

3) "I tried telling him I'm not interested but he kept going on and on with the confidence of Casanova...like, take a hit you dirty creep!"

It's a lose or lose harder situation when we play by your rules.

[HELWAA]

Bv..i noticed women always run after men who doesn't give a shit about them.

So i will say:Act not interested.....That always make them more attractive.

[BlackVelvet]

@ YFresh you got experience in this haye what comes after arriving at her side? Your list is more entertaining that mine.


Helwaa controversial advice. I think it takes a pro to look interesting while looking disinterested. Wilashaan are in a beginner class marka u tartiibi

[DisplacedDiraac]

Dont pretend being lost and ask her for direction..very annoying.
Saacadu wa imsa,,basko goormu imaneya...haloo miye ma joogno.DO NOT ASK THESE QS.

Them two are the most common ones..

[Samatr]

Treat her like shit and compliment her ugly friend while ignoring her.