Season of Death

[WiglessBidaar]

The more wrinkles I acquire in this globe of sin and the more all but grey strands of my hair suffer genocide, I think of when it is the best season to give up the ghost. I'm gunning for winter myself. Imagine the falling snow, the crackling fire place, the condensed windows through which you can spot your wadaad neighbour handing over wads of cash to a fishnet-clad woman not his wife for a service, the symphony of Beethoven sounding in the background, the wife and secret Ethiopian mistress pretending to be your night nurse rotating by your bedside, ministering hands on your forehead, over your cheeks and down your belt, the flowing malt wine to moisture your dry lips, the glow of the sunset as two angels come to bear me aloft to Jannah.

Runti, what could be more beautiful?

Is there a better season to die?

I hate to die in the summer when pretty ankles are romping in the great outdoors, skirts fluttering in the wind and the breeze soughing gently over the grass. What could be worse? I would bite the angel of death with my false teeth and throw my wig at him. Leave me alone you bastard or I will kill you! I just wanna suck on those perky African nipples black as the blackest night.

[Byootuhful]

There’s 'hahaha funny' and then THERE’S bakhti nolosha ka dhacay ba tahay...

Fack.

[WiglessBidaar]

Is it true that girls are mean to boys they like my sugarplum? It's your way of catching my eye like a match in the dark.

Tell you what, if I give you my Skype will you jiggle your pretty things for me on the webcam?

[Byootuhful]

I wouldn't know, I'm no longer a girl...

Oh and I’m sure many women would jump at the chance of fulfilling your request but how about you give your left hand a rest and try your years of experience on your right hand instead?

[WiglessBidaar]

I wouldn't know, I'm no longer a girl...

Waawareey!

By what do you mean that you are not a girl anymore. Are you a tranny? A serious question this. Your handle would suggesta diva.

Istagfurallah. Keep it clean sister or brother or whatever you are.

[Byootuhful]

Blah blah....

So much for seeking your attention, I’m the only one replying to your wretched thread...

[WiglessBidaar]

By what do you mean that you are not a girl anymore? I'm genuinely curious. A sex op?

Nothing wrong with that. I don't judge walaal. Some people are born in the wrong body. Are you the first Somali shemale?

[Saraxnow]

Byoothful wa rageedi

[WiglessBidaar]

Saraxnow, is bootiful a rag? Subxanallah.

I thought our friend was a diva with a name like that till she said that she had a sex change.

[WiglessBidaar]

I want someone to make a song about my death like Osama:



Any takers?