Alien knocks on your door

Adali · Postby **Adali** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:02 pm

extraterrestrial knocks on your door, what would you do ?

Somalis in the 18-19 century probably had experienced something like an alien in their front yard, we knew of other races but whites and their technology were both very alien to us. Alot of our ancestors invited them and offered them some tea and gifts, engaged in business etc then let them wander off, would you do something like that ? lets say the alien in question is green and has a big upside down egg head.

how would you conduct yourself, invite them into your house/flat, offer them tea, show them your ipod, or would you not open the door and call the popo.

Rabshoole · Postby **Rabshoole** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:12 pm

Somalis and a green creature not a good combination, they'll just mistake the alien as a gaint marduf qat and start chewing it, till its all devoured.

Adali · Postby **Adali** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:20 pm

khat talk

Alphanumeric · Postby **Alphanumeric** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:20 pm

Probably start reading some Qur'an, then punch it in the eye. Had it turned out to be just a curious visitor, I'd beg forgiveness, then show it a good time. I'd also ask for a ride in his/her ship, as much scientific information/tech as possible. We would swap history and culture. Family stories and gifts. And shah, given it wouldn't be harmful. Then I'd question the existence of other species and races around the galaxy. How much is truly known and seen of the universe. Whether they got our messages. I'd apologize for the space junk.

So much to say on this.

Nanees · Postby **Nanees** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:30 pm

I would pretend I knew what I'm doing and expected them all along.

"Welcome to my porch step, I bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today."

PrinceDaadi · Postby **PrinceDaadi** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:42 pm

Alien myth is a fascinating thing which i always loved to explore, the thing is we also love things to be constant. we humans hate change that is why we dont eve mix our neighbors.

Adali · Postby **Adali** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:49 pm

i see some choose to play the diplomatic position as ambassador of Earth, whiles other would ambush, tie it up and start peeling it's skin and chew it in hopes of gaining enhanced strength and mental ability.

Adali · Postby **Adali** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:53 pm

I would pretend I knew what I'm doing and expected them all along.

"Welcome to my porch step, I bet you're wondering why I've gathered you all here today."

this is how my father acts when i try to surprise him, i could be hiding behind the coach and jump up with a "boo" and he would just tell me to look for the remote.

gurey25 · Postby **gurey25** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:18 pm

What id its a sexy alien?
what would you do then?

id probbaly pull a captian kirk on it

Alphanumeric · Postby **Alphanumeric** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:27 pm

What id its a sexy alien?
what would you do then?

id probbaly pull a captian kirk on it

I'm all for Andorians.

Based · Postby **Based** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 9:29 pm

I'd ask if they're represented by someone and if not, I'd be more than happy to be their agent.

Adali · Postby **Adali** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:43 pm

What id its a sexy alien?
what would you do then?

id probbaly pull a captian kirk on it

I'm all for Andorians.

i don't know what andorians are super nerd, but i have watched avatar and i saw some fine specimen.

Alphanumeric · Postby **Alphanumeric** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:49 pm

Lool, they're like 12 feet tall. No thanks.

AgentOfChaos · Postby **AgentOfChaos** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:54 pm

Well I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

Alphanumeric · Postby **Alphanumeric** » Wed Dec 28, 2011 10:57 pm

Well I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.

Ahhh, it's on the tip of my tongue!!

Huh, apparently it was used in many places. Most popularly Simpsons. I guess that's where I remember it from.

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