Young ones reading SNet - COME IN - USEFUL ADVICE

[CilmiDoone]

The original title of this thread was going to be "To the Wiggers of SNet". But then I realised:

1. since you Siggers are not white, the Wigger label would be invalid. Wiggers = white wannabe nigger, Sigger = Somali wannebe Nigger.

2. I would make the thread about education and growing up as a whole.

Stop trying to be a FAKE JAMAICAN, or a FAKE AFRICAN AMERICAN wannabe-GANGSTER. You Bloody morons, you look like twats, complete and utter prats. Trying to use PATOIS SLANG, GROWING AFROS, SHOTTIN DRUGS, WEARIng BAGGY CLOTHES/CAPS/Saggin your trousers...... ---> GETTIN A CRIMINAL RECORD CUZ U TRYNA BE COOL FOR A FEW HOURS

You are, always were and always will be Somali and a Muslim one too. There aint no such thing as "black culture" that you should feel compelled to adhere to.

WHEN YOU ARE A SCION OF NOBLE f-king SOMALI ETHNICITY, OF AN ANCIENT PEOPLE WITH A BRILLIANT f-king ---> HISTORY ---> LANGUAGE ---> UNIQUE IDENTITY ---> FASCNIATING CULTURE (with some messed up parts, just like any other).

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THESE JAMAICS YOU LOT ARE TRYING TO FOCKING EMULATE,,, HATE U.

[CilmiDoone]

So this is what you are going to do:

1. Get your head down and work hard in school/college/UNI, GCSE's & A-levels are crucial and you will not get anywhere in life without them, especially GCSE's very important so dont mess up. Ignore what the useless teachers tell you, anything below a B-grade in all subjects is not good enough and YOU WILL GET NOWHERE WITH THAT. If you need extra support demand it from the school - THEY GET PAID TO TEACH YOU, YOU ARE THEIR INCOME.

Unless you want to be a cleaner, work in a shop, be forever broke when you grow up, of be a f-king scrounger and beggar claiming benefits, you better f-king do your homework, all your reading and get your head down and work hard. Being "cool" and hanging around now with your "mates" aint going to pay the bills later when you grow up. allow all the hanging aroundTrust me you will thank me when you grow up

2. When you have completed your A-LEVELs (YOU MUST DO A-LEVELS, ALL OTHER COURSES ARE USELESS AND YOU WILL NOT GET A PROPER JOB WITH OTHER COLLEGE-LEVEL QUALIFICATIONS) if you are not ready to do full-time or serious study then get a job and work for a coupl of years, get work experience, save money, whilst you figure out what you want to do.

The (UK) government pays, regardless of your age, for 1 (ONE) go in your lifetime at:

-GCSE resits through College.
-AS Levels (do maths, biology, chemistry, physics, economics)
-AS levels (^^ same as above)
-And ONE degree ( maths [you can do any job if you have a math degree, all employers will take you], biology, chemistry, physics, economics (BSC, NOT B.A), engineering, computing/computer stuff but make sure it is a technical degree, medecine, nursing etc.

DO not waste your time and money with humanities/arts courses (business studies, media, apprenteships). DO SCiences and technical subjects (at A-level and degree level) e.g. maths (you can do any job if you have a math degree, all employers will take you), biology, chemistry, physics, economics (BSC, NOT B.A), they are not hard subjects you just need to learn the correct ways to calculate and do things and once you get it, you get it for life. I've yet to meet a Somali who is bad at math so work hard and you WILL get it.

Unless you want to be a cleaner, work in a shop, be forever broke when you grow up, of be a f-king scrounger and beggar claiming benefits, you better f-king do your homework, all your reading and get your head down and work hard. Being "cool" and hanging around now with your "mates" aint going to pay the bills later when you grow up. allow all the hanging around.

Trust me you will thank me when you grow up.

[CilmiDoone]

ONE MORE THING, CERTAIN PEOPLE WHO ARE FAILURES WILL TRY TO PULL YOU DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL, TO MAKE U A SAAQID, TELL EM TO FOK OFF, DONT BE A DICKHEAD WASTE-MAN OR SKET WASTE-GYAL.

STAY IN SCHOOL AND FOCUS ON YOUR STUDIES BECAUSE THEY ARE YOUR FUTURE, GET A PART-TIME JOB FOR MONEY > DONT SKIVE > DONT DO DRUGS > DONT HANG AROUND. STUDY, WORK HARD, AND PLAY HARD WITH (GET URSELF) UR LIL SOMALI WIFE/HUSBAND and you will be HAPPY, RICH and SUCCESSFUL

[CilmiDoone]

bUT IF YOU CHOOSE THE WRONG PATH, IF YOU CHOOSE TO BE A SIGGER OR WASTE-GIRL:

- U WILL END UP BROKE, ALONE, A DUMB FOOL WITH NO EDUCATION WHO CLEANS SOMEWHERE OR WORKS IN A SHOP OR IS A f-king SCROUNGER ON BENEFITS.

- U WILL BE BROKE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, ALWAYS WORRYING ABOUT MONEY. LOOOOOL WHAT DID BEING "COOL" OR IMMITATING JAMAICANS FOR A FEW MONTHS/YEARS WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER DO FOR YOU!!? U will be the laughing stock of us successful Somalis as you walk down to the job centre to collect your £30 a week welfare check

- A dumb house-wife abused by another human being.

- WORST COMES TO WORST U WILL END UP IN JAIL OR DEAD

DON'T BE "COOL", BE SMART

[Keyblade]

allow all the hanging around

ONT BE A DICKHEAD WASTE-MAN OR SKET WASTE-GYAL.

hey man no jamaican slang

[DonCorleone]

I TOTALLY AGREE THE EPIDEMIC HAS REACHED CANADA AND AMERICA ALSO

THE ONLY PROBLEM IS SOMALIS THINK THEY ARE BLACK AND THAT IS WHATS RUINING THEM ( dumbasess, we aint niggers), FOR THE WIGGERS THEY THINK IT'S 'AMERICAN CULTURE 'LOL


GOOD POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CilmiDoone]

allow all the hanging around

ONT BE A DICKHEAD WASTE-MAN OR SKET WASTE-GYAL.

hey man no jamaican slang

I am adjusting my language to the audience., speaking to them in a lingo that they will understand

[Keyblade]

i unno, i think it's a teenage thing. most of my friends from canada grew out of that shit by now...i think.

[CilmiDoone]

For the North American lot, benefits = welfare.

[SANDIEGUY]

Good focking thread. Thank you brother CilmiDoone, you have certainly done us a great service this evening though many may not realize it

[Substance]

Keep preaching!

[caburiye1]

Cilmi,

I don't know about Canada but we really have no choice but to accept being African Americans in USA. 2 days would not pass without you checking on an application/hospital/government service etc as being African American. I don't know why people have phorbia about being African Americans. You don't have to be a punk or pant sugging Drug addicts. You can be a decent American of African Decent ( Somalia). You can consider yourself African till you get Naturalized then you become African american. Aniga I was African before 2010 then I became African American.

Majirto wax ladhoho Somali American or Nigerian American. You are either African american or European American or Latin American. I know they were suppose to add Habargidir Americans but we are working on that.

[Adali]

good stuff about the education

I want to just say a few things too.

1. help out your mothers for Fok sake, I hate seeing Somali moms walking around London carrying heavy bags, I always end up helping them, whiles their sons are smoking weed with Jamaicans at some street corner somewhere.

2. stop this gang shit, arbitrary killings, the streets of London, BHam or what ever "ends" your from do not actually belong to you, your an immigrant take a chill pill.

3. make sure when you are with friends you do something that is beneficial like sports, to keep fit. not just chatting shit all day long and moving to random girls or whatever irrelevant BS you get up to these days.

4. Go back to dugsi learn the Quraan, xafid and tafsiir. AND pray your 5 salaats a day.

[Colonel]

[Adali]

BTW there is nothing wrong with hustling as long as you have a long term plan and you are smart, the biggest advice anyone can give you is do not waste your time, this does not necessarily mean only staying out of trouble, it also means do not waste your time playing video games all day. Do something productive, get a hobby, learn how to video edit or something else, programming whatever makes your happy, you might even be able to make some money of it in the future.