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Short Fiction

Postby Daff » Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:26 pm

I was in line at the xawilaad the other day, trying to send some money to relatives. All of a sudden we heard KALEEXO KALEEXO, we all looked back and saw this stocky build man with big Afro, wearing XXL security uniform, as he was squeezing by to the front of the line, I noticed the name tag on his uniform said Advo. Every step he took came with a loud gasp for air. He almost sucked all the oxygen in the tiny xawilad office. Once he got to the front, he looked at everybody and said "Shaqo baan ka daahayaa, leenkana wuu dheer yahay ee iga qaleeya".

The first person in line wasn't pleased to hear that. Skinny Taxi driver named MARGI, some call him Isfiilito, As he had a passenger waiting for him in his Taxi, not only that but he was pulling a double shift, and short on the lease money.
Margi aka Isfiilito said NO. You can see the anger on Advo's face, because it was the first time someone said NO to Advo on his monthly journey to the Xawilad office. Advo made a move towards Margi and tried to headbutt him, unfortunately Advo was too short and couldn't reach Margi's face. Margi responded quickly and landed a vicious punch on Advo's face just below the chin, It was a miracle that Margi's skinny arm didn't snap into two. Nevertheless it did the job and Advo went out cold slowly hitting the floor. Margi proceeded to the window sent his money and left. Moments later Advo came around, opened his eyes and yelled habartaa buufkeed waa i gaaday, I wasn't ready etc. Everybody was like :lupe: :lupe:

Advo is all jokes bruv, i was bored

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Re: Short Fiction

Postby garoweboy » Thu Jun 13, 2013 9:46 pm

:lol: :lol: not bad. Hada ok waiting for advo response.

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Re: Short Fiction

Postby Daff » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:18 pm

:lol: :lol: not bad. Hada ok waiting for advo response.
Advo went out to get a joint, so he could relax and respond appropriately :lol:

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Re: Short Fiction

Postby misterioso » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:20 pm

Interesting.

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Re: Short Fiction

Postby Lamagoodle » Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:27 pm

LOL@@@@@ Isfilito and habartaa buufkeeda

I am expecting part two, where Iskoronyo, Teetane and Caato qooqan shout " Weekiyahaan isfiilatada qaba ayaan nacanay"

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Re: Short Fiction

Postby Daff » Fri Jun 14, 2013 1:02 am

LOL@@@@@ Isfilito and habartaa buufkeeda

I am expecting part two, where Iskoronyo, Teetane and Caato qooqan shout " Weekiyahaan isfiilatada qaba ayaan nacanay"
:lol: :lol: @Caato qooqan. Teetano will be in part two....


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