this is not a joke a friend of mine took his my mom to the hospital, he was translating for her this is the real conversation
the doc : how u doing
the mother : waan fiicanay kudheh
the friend: she doing well
the doc : what is the problem ?
the mother : hooyo waxaad ku tiraahdaa , waxbaa iga dhex qaylinaaya
How the hell do u translate waxbaa iga dhex qaylinaayaa