So, I Skyped with my Crush...

[SavySallySupersedes]

So, I tried Skyping for the very first time in my entire life last Sunday. I know I'm like really behind on this part of social media.

I just don't have anyone to talk to, and no, I don't go around skyping with random guys. I made him wait 5 years for this privilege.

Anyways, we skyped for an hour and 39 minutes. I finally had to get off, so I could go home.

It was magical. He's so good looking. So manly. Everything about him had me like

We had a contest of who could balance the most things on their head. I won. I showed him a scar on my finger, and he outdid me by showing me a scar on his shoulder. I was like

[jamal9]

you did not show him anything else? are you sure?

[SavySallySupersedes]

you did not show him anything else? are you sure?

I showed him how far I could shove a banana down my throat.

[BlackRain]

It's Friday , close the laptop , dress up sexy and hit the city. This online love fantasy is killing your self-esteem

[hydrogen]

And then what happened?

[CushiticReflections]

It's Friday , close the laptop , dress up sexy and hit the city. This online love fantasy is killing your self-esteem

What makes you think she met him online? Friends and family Skype all the time, even if they're in the same city.

He had a scar on his shoulder? This sounds so cute.

[SavySallySupersedes]

It's Friday , close the laptop , dress up sexy and hit the city. This online love fantasy is killing your self-esteem

It's only 4:30pm. Besides, him and I date other people. We just like each other a whole lot. No plans. No expectations.

[Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE]

Ugh what a boring skyping

It's Friday , close the laptop , dress up sexy and hit the city. This online love fantasy is killing your self-esteem

Harsh

[SecretAgent]

you did not show him anything else? are you sure?

I showed him how far I could shove a banana down my throat.

Da real banana tastes much better u should try it!

[hargaysaay]

you did not show him anything else? are you sure?

I showed him how far I could shove a banana down my throat.

So when will you guys fuck . that was pretty damn good presentation of the stuff you can do in bed .

[LiquidHYDROGEN]

wow the quality of snetters has fallen drastically. im out.

[jamal9]

you did not show him anything else? are you sure?

I showed him how far I could shove a banana down my throat.

So when will you guys fuck . that was pretty damn good presentation of the stuff you can do in bed .

Can they bhang over Skype?

[Samatr]

you did not show him anything else? are you sure?

I showed him how far I could shove a banana down my throat.