Sheeko iyo bashaal thread

[AgentOfChaos]

Location: bedroom


Guy: "Garanka madow iska bixi walaal."
Girl: "Garan ma aha ee waa jidhkeygii"
Guy:






Moral of the story: SAY...NO...TO..... SKIN BLEACH

[Oba]

Sheekadaan inaa maqasheen ma ogiyee, ee kii maqlin waa tanaa.

Xarfankoo Dhoore la dhaho aa kasoo baxay Burco oo Xamar uu usoo socday. Ceelgaab uu kasoo dagey. Xaafadii uu kusoo dagi lahaa baskiis aa losoo tilmaamey. Baskii soo qaatey.

Booskuu fadhiyey laba laba loo fadhiisan jiray oo midaa bananaa.

Bas marka, baskii markuu dhaxda soo maraayo aa Xarfaantoo xarageyneyso soo kortay. Dhinaca xariifkaan Dhoore fadhiyey ay soo aadey. Inuu ka dhinac u baneeyo ay rabtey, lakiin waa u baneen waayey. Markaas ay saan ku dhahdey:

"Duqa, jug dheh."

"Jug." Xarfankaan inii 'jug dheh' oo jug la dhahaayo uu u maleyaa nooh. Iyadana inee durug dhahdo ay rabtaa.

"Ar laa ilaah ila laah, ar jug dheh nooh. Maxaa isku dhagooleynee?"

"Jug."

"Ar kan intee laga keeney. Jug maba yaqaano nooh. Ar jug dheh yaqeey."

"Jug."

"Ar dhoorahaana maxaas ahaa."

"Dhoore?" Ileen xarfaankaan Dhoore magaciis aaba la dhihi jiree, waa yaabey nooh. Inee taqaan uuba u maleyaa. "Huuno, kumaad ahayd. War ileen magacii waa uun gareneysay?" Ninkaan ku qabo uusba bilaabey. "Ina adeer ii sheeg ma Habar Yaxaas baad ahayd?"

"Mayaa, habar libaax badeed lee."

"War maxaa ku hadleysaa?"

"Adaa iga daran nooh. Habar kulahaa. Ma ii jeedid miyaa horta iniis gabar abuu siibito ahay."

"War Habartaa uun maa ku weydiyee, ee iisheeg ma Habar Yaxaas baa adiguun?"

"Waa kuu sheegey habar libaax badeed lee ani."

Ar bas sidii sii la iskugu qeylinaayo lee lagu kala tagey nooh. Tana 'habarta' u maleyso inee tahey caytin, asagana u maleyo inee 'dhoore' loola jeedey magaciis.

Ar Soomaali maxee af jini ku hadlaan.
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Macsalaama!!

[DayaxJeclee]

Sheekadaan inaa maqasheen ma ogiyee, ee kii maqlin waa tanaa.
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Xarfankoo Dhoore la dhaho aa kasoo baxay Burco oo Xamar uu usoo socday. Ceelgaab uu kasoo dagey. Xaafadii uu kusoo dagi lahaa baskiis aa losoo tilmaamey. Baskii soo qaatey.

Booskuu fadhiyey laba laba loo fadhiisan jiray oo midaa bananaa.

Bas marka, baskii markuu dhaxda soo maraayo aa Xarfaantoo xarageyneyso soo kortay. Dhinaca xariifkaan Dhoore fadhiyey ay soo aadey. Inuu ka dhinac u baneeyo ay rabtey, lakiin waa u baneen waayey. Markaas ay saan ku dhahdey:

"Duqa, jug dheh."

"Jug." Xarfankaan inii 'jug dheh' oo jug la dhahaayo uu u maleyaa nooh. Iyadana inee durug dhahdo ay rabtaa.

"Ar laa ilaah ila laah, ar jug dheh nooh. Maxaa isku dhagooleynee?"

"Jug."

"Ar kan intee laga keeney. Jug maba yaqaano nooh. Ar jug dheh yaqeey."

"Jug."

"Ar dhoorahaana maxaas ahaa."

"Dhoore?" Ileen xarfaankaan Dhoore magaciis aaba la dhihi jiree, waa yaabey nooh. Inee taqaan uuba u maleyaa. "Huuno, kumaad ahayd. War ileen magacii waa uun gareneysay?" Ninkaan ku qabo uusba bilaabey. "Ina adeer ii sheeg ma Habar Yaxaas baad ahayd?"

"Mayaa, habar libaax badeed lee."

"War maxaa ku hadleysaa?"

"Adaa iga daran nooh. Habar kulahaa. Ma ii jeedid miyaa horta iniis gabar abuu siibito ahay."

"War Habartaa uun maa ku weydiyee, ee iisheeg ma Habar Yaxaas baa adiguun?"

"Waa kuu sheegey habar libaax badeed lee ani."

Ar bas sidii sii la iskugu qeylinaayo lee lagu kala tagey nooh. Tana 'habarta' u maleyso inee tahey caytin, asagana u maleyo inee 'dhoore' loola jeedey magaciis.

Ar Soomaali maxee af jini ku hadlaan.
_______________

Macsalaama!!

Duqa jug dheh, saan u qoslaayey... iyo dhoore aa xarfaankaas aabihiis aa la dhahaa

[Oba]

Sareedaay lool sheekada caadi maheyn yaah inbadan oo kale waa lagu hayaa stay tuned aan ku iri lool

[greenday]

This is bit sad, there was this couple who were married for some time and didnt have children, the man marries another women and she had children. Every time the man comes sees the first wife he is happy and smiley, the wifes askes maxa ka farxiyo what does she do that i dont do, he answers "waxa la igu qoslaa af aan ilko laheen". The next visit he comes and the first wife smiles with just cirid because she knocked out her teeth

Maskiinta she though the second wife had no teeth , but it was the children Maseer sucks.

[waryaa]

green, talkin about maser. nin aa nagtisi mingis ku dhacay. Wuxuu u shaqeeya naagta mingiska tunta then he said to is wife lacag mahayo ee my employer aan free misgis tumi kasoo dhameenaa. cool Wuu soo noqday habeki wuxuuna xaskisa ku dhahay nagti way ogolaatay inay mingiska kaa tunto lakin madama lacag heen she proposed inaa ayadana guurrsado. Adina mingisaa lagaa tumaa ayadana niney helee anina lacagtii badneed aa ii baaqaneeso. Qoftu bilo ay sariir sarneed jiro darade. Lakin malintaas sarirtay kasoo booday and said wax aa arooseyso majirto anina ma jirani. Mingiskii wuu ka baxay that moment ay maqashay naagaa la aroosaa.

Sheekada magacerda: Mingis iyo maseer yaa xoog ween.

[zingii]

green, talkin about maser. nin aa nagtisi mingis ku dhacay. Wuxuu u shaqeeya naagta mingiska tunta then he said to is wife lacag mahayo ee my employer aan free misgis tumi kasoo dhameenaa. cool Wuu soo noqday habeki wuxuuna xaskisa ku dhahay nagti way ogolaatay inay mingiska kaa tunto lakin madama lacag heen she proposed inaa ayadana guurrsado. Adina mingisaa lagaa tumaa ayadana niney helee anina lacagtii badneed aa ii baaqaneeso. Qoftu bilo ay sariir sarneed jiro darade. Lakin malintaas sarirtay kasoo booday and said wax aa arooseyso majirto anina ma jirani. Mingiskii wuu ka baxay that moment ay maqashay naagaa la aroosaa.

Sheekada magacerda: Mingis iyo maseer yaa xoog ween.

Was she faking it so the hubby could do the house chores for a change?

[waryaa]

lol zing, mingis is nothing more than a mild psychological disorder - looks like jealousy can cure it
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[greenday]

Lol@maseer beating mingis, lets hope not many men know about this trick

[TheblueNwhite]

green, talkin about maser. nin aa nagtisi mingis ku dhacay. Wuxuu u shaqeeya naagta mingiska tunta then he said to is wife lacag mahayo ee my employer aan free misgis tumi kasoo dhameenaa. cool Wuu soo noqday habeki wuxuuna xaskisa ku dhahay nagti way ogolaatay inay mingiska kaa tunto lakin madama lacag heen she proposed inaa ayadana guurrsado. Adina mingisaa lagaa tumaa ayadana niney helee anina lacagtii badneed aa ii baaqaneeso. Qoftu bilo ay sariir sarneed jiro darade. Lakin malintaas sarirtay kasoo booday and said wax aa arooseyso majirto anina ma jirani. Mingiskii wuu ka baxay that moment ay maqashay naagaa la aroosaa.

Sheekada magacerda: Mingis iyo maseer yaa xoog ween.

Maseer of course.

[eliteSomali]

Mid reer waqooyi ah oo iska mooryaan ah, dhac iyo dill iyo khamri uun dhex dabaasha yaa la waaniyay. waxaa lagu waaniyay waxaad kharibeeyso jooji ee masaajida imaaw, ilaahay u toobad keen ilaahayna waxaad rabto ood weeydiisato wuu ku siini. wuxuu u maleeyay in waxaad ilaahay ka dalbato hore laagaa siinaayo. masaajidki ayuu iskeenay. salaadi markii laga baxay oo dadkii dhan wada duceeysanayaan asagana ducuu galay. wuxuu ka bilaabay "war ina sii, allow ina sii! dee marduuf khaat ah ina sii, dee allow hada ina sii" xoogaa markuu ku celceliyay waxbana la siinin ayuu xanaaqay. masaajidka ayuu orod oga baxay. intuu sii socday ayaa wuxuu ku kufay meesha lagu weeysa qaadto. markaasuu intuu cirka fiiryay wuxuu yiri "war dee inaga hadh maqsiinkaadii yaranaa waan kaaga baxnay ee"

[greenday]

Salaadii Cishahana afar rakco aan ku ogaaye, lakin ayadoo sideed mareyso aan kasoo tagay, walinaa waa sii socotay
marka reer magaal cunto iska dhaafe salaadii xitaa kor ey usii socotaa

war dee inaga hadh maqsiinkaadii yaranaa waan kaaga baxnay ee"

Istaqfurulah

[Twist]

Damn! How did I miss this thread?

Waa tan sheekadeydii koowaad oo Soomaali ah, indeed one of my favorites:



Beri baa waxaa subax walba aroortii is raaci jiray nin la yiraa Tooxoow & Xaaskiisa oo iyadana la dhihi jiray Kutubeey si ay u soo kaadshaan.

Subax walba marka la is raaco ayaa kaadi loo fariistaa. Kutubeey mar walba kaadida waa ka hor dhameysaa Tooxoow oo inta ay SHUX ka siiso ku tiraahdaa "dhakhso hee hal saac maha ha goomaarine"

Tooxoow isagoo maalin walba xanaaqsan, kaadidana aan dhameysan ayuu inta isku kala gooyo iska soo dhaqaaqaa.

Markii ay guriga soo gaaraan ayuu xaaskiisa weydiiyaa " Kutubeeyeey xey tahay waxaanu waa iska shubee asaad iska soo rooree? Ar waaku sahlanaantaa!" Markaasay ugu jawaabtaa " Rabigaayna aa noo abuuray"

Sidii sidaa loogu jiray dhowr isbuuc ayaa maalintii dambe Tooxoow wuxuu go'aan ku gaaray in aysan Kutubeey markaan ka hor kaadin.

Intuusan guriga ka bixin ayuu kaadidiisii sii diyaarsaday oo koob ku shubay, intuu u yimid xaaskiisa ayuu ku yiri "Waa inoo berito iyo barxadda".

Markii banaanka la yimid ayuu kaadidii koobka ku jirtay FASH ka siiyay.

Kutubeey oo yaabban aa la soo booday "Acuudkoow! Aryaa Tooxoow caawa say wax kaa yihiin??"
Wuxuu ugu jawaabay " Macbuudka! sidii miiggii aan kuu rusheeyhaa. Muggii hore waa kuu turaayay ee maha ka roogsaan ku iri"

[greenday]

ilin aa iga keente man

[Twist]

Did you like it?

Wallaahi oo Billaahi the first time I read it on the net many years ago, I was laughing like crazy for a while & I saved it in my hard-drive.

Ilaa hadda markaan akhriyo qosol aan la dhacaa, specially in the end where he says, "Macbuudka! Sidii miiggii aan kuu rusheeyhaa."