First one:
Italian guy: Man can you take the cameras out of here, yuo never seen a white man before?
Seccecionist foreign minister: Im going to remove them, but let them take pics of you and me and the seccecionist flag in the middle, they will think its recognition time
Italian guy: But i came to speak about South Somalia and the TFG
Italian guy: Man im out of here
Seccecionist foreign minister: Well lets shake hands before you leave
Italian guy: Whatever man
Seccecionist foreign minister: Lets go out now..
Italian guy: Mama mia! all these reporters! No comments!
Seccecionist foreign minister: Well here we are outside, in the marvelous nature of the republic of Somaliland!
Italian guy: We are outside man
Seccecionist foreign minister: Just pose to the came one more time and try to smile
Italian guy: Ok, like this...
Seccecionist foreign minister: Great, this man will drive you to the airport, good bye
Italian guy: Good bye
Press: What did you and the Italian delegation speak of, honorable minister?
Seccecionist foreign minister: We spoke of the recognition and the cooperation of the republic of Somaliland and italy