HAGlettes of Snet...commence at once

[AbdiWahab252]

"We wept on the banks of the River Shabelle for thy flock knew it was forbidden that the Elders of Hutu could not enter the promised land. After nearly 30 years of leading the HAGites in the wilderness, the High Priests Yalaxow & Abdiwahab were doomed not to enjoy the fruits of their hard labour. Both rose up and raised their hands to the Sky in lamentation, "Oh Yee, Eebe forgive us for thy sins, we did not know better. We only did what we believed was good for thy flock and protected them from the cursed ravenous jackal spawn of the Crooked Tree." Alas, the two elders were resigned to their fate as they watched the HAGites trek into the Promised Land. From the Qumaayotur Valley, they saw a land of milk and honey with so much greenery it soothed thy eyes unlike the cursed deserts of the Northern realm." Book of HAGITICUS Chapter 9 Verse 30.



"In the beginning, there were two brothers who lived in Al Sumaal. It was a blessed land like no other. Al Sumaal was prosperous, teeming with livestock and a nirvana of milk & honey. Yet unknown to the natives of the Al Sumaal, danger was being swept across the Gulf towards the peninsula. Little did the brothers Dir and Hawiye known how the arrival of the illegal immigrant from Arabia would forever change the course of history. " Hagiticus Chapter 1 "Hagisis"~ Verse 1


"... You have forever cursed our offspring my dear brother. For you know what you have done ! " Hagiticus Chapter 3 "Hagadus -Verse 3

"... A savior, a descendant of mine, shall rise from the the most remote of lands. Like an avenging angel, he will unleash his wrath against the evil doers and attempt to unroot the crooked trees from the land as to allow it to return to its original state. Yet the masses shall not be thankful for delivering them from evil and bondage. Among them a Usurper shall rise; deceived by the snake to eat from forbidden fruit from the crooked tree, he will work hard to undermine the blessed one's mission. The crooked tree will survive and once again spread its roots into the land...." Hagiticus Chapter 12 "Hagvelations"

[ElfRuler]

The book of Hagtuuf sounds like a load of xaar

Despair not O' rebel princess of the HAG knighthood, glorious shall be your abode should you come to your senseth. HAG Master Somaliman_50 conducts amnesty and primae noctis for all female rebels should thee be captured. So seek redemption upon immediance and you shall be spared the humiliation of the HAG order.

O Fie HAG Master Somaliman_50!

I give no thought to empty threats and promises, nor rebel without a cause. For the kingdom of HAG is resting on a throne built on blindness, flawed judgment and vice. Till I bring forth justice and righteousness back to the House of HAG, thee shall find Princess ElfRuler ever a rebel. My justice will be swift and fair. Let this news reach the ears of the one eyed AbdiWahab and his stocky Queen BlackVelvet, for justice will reign supreme once again.

[Marques]

"And there shall come a time when an impertinent spawn of the noble Isaacites by the name of "Higherlevel" shall seek to question the unquestionable credos of HAG. Thou shall be merciful and thou shall pity him for he knoweth not what the fuck he talketh about"- Book of Hagaticus [23:10]

[Marques]

The book of Hagtuuf sounds like a load of xaar

Despair not O' rebel princess of the HAG knighthood, glorious shall be your abode should you come to your senseth. HAG Master Somaliman_50 conducts amnesty and primae noctis for all female rebels should thee be captured. So seek redemption upon immediance and you shall be spared the humiliation of the HAG order.

O Fie HAG Master Somaliman_50!

I give no thought to empty threats and promises, nor rebel without a cause. For the kingdom of HAG is resting on a throne built on blindness, flawed judgment and vice. Till I bring forth justice and righteousness back to the House of HAG, thee shall find Princess ElfRuler ever a rebel. My justice will be swift and fair. Let this news reach the ears of the one eyed AbdiWahab and his stocky Queen BlackVelvet, for justice will reign supreme once again.

Your gift of speech has raised the eyebrow of thyself.

Let us join arms and solemn lead the path towards justice. We shall dethrone AW252 and Queen BV.

A new HAG, sound with judgement and glamour of Master Somaliman_50 and his fairlady, the Duchess of Beledweyne, Princess ElfRuler.

[Bermooda]

To the Isaacite

"Transgress not against HAG for if you do, HAG [16:23]

1st the ugandans have rebuilt churches in ugandishu, now they make u memorise the bible i suppose it was only a matter of time.

Thank god for The Amir and his Mujahidiin to stop this

whose community is rife with Atheism that said that pic

[IbnTaymiyyah]

Do you Guys have private rooms?? behind closed doors..

[zidane88]

Funny thread.

[quark]

"We wept on the banks of the River Shabelle for thy flock knew it was forbidden that the Elders of Hutu could not enter the promised land. After nearly 30 years of leading the HAGites in the wilderness, the High Priests Yalaxow & Abdiwahab were doomed not to enjoy the fruits of their hard labour. Both rose up and raised their hands to the Sky in lamentation, "Oh Yee, Eebe forgive us for thy sins, we did not know better. We only did what we believed was good for thy flock and protected them from the cursed ravenous jackal spawn of the Crooked Tree." Alas, the two elders were resigned to their fate as they watched the HAGites trek into the Promised Land. From the Qumaayotur Valley, they saw a land of milk and honey with so much greenery it soothed thy eyes unlike the cursed deserts of the Northern realm." Book of HAGITICUS Chapter 9 Verse 30.



"In the beginning, there were two brothers who lived in Al Sumaal. It was a blessed land like no other. Al Sumaal was prosperous, teeming with livestock and a nirvana of milk & honey. Yet unknown to the natives of the Al Sumaal, danger was being swept across the Gulf towards the peninsula. Little did the brothers Dir and Hawiye known how the arrival of the illegal immigrant from Arabia would forever change the course of history. " Hagiticus Chapter 1 "Hagisis"~ Verse 1


"... You have forever cursed our offspring my dear brother. For you know what you have done ! " Hagiticus Chapter 3 "Hagadus -Verse 3

"... A savior, a descendant of mine, shall rise from the the most remote of lands. Like an avenging angel, he will unleash his wrath against the evil doers and attempt to unroot the crooked trees from the land as to allow it to return to its original state. Yet the masses shall not be thankful for delivering them from evil and bondage. Among them a Usurper shall rise; deceived by the snake to eat from forbidden fruit from the crooked tree, he will work hard to undermine the blessed one's mission. The crooked tree will survive and once again spread its roots into the land...." Hagiticus Chapter 12 "Hagvelations"

where can i get the book of hagiticus so that i can debate hag followers?

[Vivacious]

How did you guys come up with these scriptures?

And this imaginary hagiticus book is useless trash.

[quark]

How did you guys come up with these scriptures?

And this imaginary hagiticus book is useless trash.

Get your copy from mzee AW

[Vivacious]

How did you guys come up with these scriptures?

And this imaginary hagiticus book is useless trash.

Get your copy from mzee AW

No thanks. I already got a splitting headache from reading the few verses published on this thread.

[AbdiWahab252]

Bishop Barbarossa

I did not believe it when I heard whispers of your slander against the blessed book of Hagiticus and it’s 18 million followers. Discovering this thread has thrown doubt into our collective efforts to bring reconciliation between the Church of the Crooked Tree and the HAGite High Order.