A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new
machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour
pain to the FATHER. (keep this in mind)
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both
very much in favour if it. The doctor set the pain transfer to
10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more
pain than the father had
ever experienced before.
But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked
the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.
The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The
husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the
husbands' blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was
doing. At this point they
decided to try for 50%. But still husband continued to feel
quite fine...This labours a breeze he thought!!.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL
the pain to him. I can take it' he called out..'.Give me 100%!' Still feeling
great the husband watched his wife give birth to a healthy baby
with virtually no pain.
She and her husband were both ecstatic.
When they got home they found their milkman dead on their doorstep.
(If you don't get it then the MILKMAN is the FATHER)...
