Average Cost of a Wedding?
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- Savaloy
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Average Cost of a Wedding?
How much is it...for an average joe?
for example, this is my assumption, correct me if im wrong please;
1. Paying Dowry for the girls family at the Meher; £3000 (then they give me back like a £1000 coz of tradition bullshit or somin) so its really = £2000
2. Munch for the girls family mandem at the Meher; £1000
3. (mixed) Wedding;
- Girls wedding Dress + Make up + Accessories + Brides Maids dresses; £1000
- Booking for a (good) hotel hall: £1500..?
- Limo booking - £300
- Suit Hire - £200
Other possible shit - add an extra £500
Total = £6500
Is that a cool assumption? or hav i gone bonkers? anyfin im missed out...let me know please! SAFE
for example, this is my assumption, correct me if im wrong please;
1. Paying Dowry for the girls family at the Meher; £3000 (then they give me back like a £1000 coz of tradition bullshit or somin) so its really = £2000
2. Munch for the girls family mandem at the Meher; £1000
3. (mixed) Wedding;
- Girls wedding Dress + Make up + Accessories + Brides Maids dresses; £1000
- Booking for a (good) hotel hall: £1500..?
- Limo booking - £300
- Suit Hire - £200
Other possible shit - add an extra £500
Total = £6500
Is that a cool assumption? or hav i gone bonkers? anyfin im missed out...let me know please! SAFE
Re: Average Cost of a Wedding?
Cheap asss nigger xaaq tuuf, i was expecting something like a hundred grand 
Re: Average Cost of a Wedding?
OH MY GOODNESSSavaloy wrote:How much is it...for an average joe?
for example, this is my assumption, correct me if im wrong please;
1. Paying Dowry for the girls family at the Meher; £3000 (then they give me back like a £1000 coz of tradition bullshit or somin) so its really = £2000
2. Munch for the girls family mandem at the Meher; £1000
3. (mixed) Wedding;
- Girls wedding Dress + Make up + Accessories + Brides Maids dresses; £1000
- Booking for a (good) hotel hall: £1500..?
- Limo booking - £300
- Suit Hire - £200
Other possible shit - add an extra £500
Total = £6500
Is that a cool assumption? or hav i gone bonkers? anyfin im missed out...let me know please! SAFE
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Re: Average Cost of a Wedding?
1g for Girls wedding Dress + Make up + Accessories + Brides Maids dresses
^^are u taking da pi$$?
da dress alone is probably a g...and each bridesmaid dress cost around 60quid or so...bridal make up and hair cost like £400 excluding the bridesmaids..
- Booking for a (good) hotel hall: £1500..?
NO FLIPPING WAY...wat hall are u planning on booking out..WILESDEN GREEN?
MATE,hotels are like 7-10g with catering and decorations CAKE NOT INCLUDED
and ps-my meher is like 5 g
limo? £300 ahahahahhahaha dats only a drop..not a pickup..jeez
IM KOOL WIT A ROLCE ROYCE
ur forgetting the music and equiptment hire depending on who you know...you can probably get a singer for urself for free..equiptment hire is probably 300-400quid
^^are u taking da pi$$?
da dress alone is probably a g...and each bridesmaid dress cost around 60quid or so...bridal make up and hair cost like £400 excluding the bridesmaids..
- Booking for a (good) hotel hall: £1500..?
NO FLIPPING WAY...wat hall are u planning on booking out..WILESDEN GREEN?
MATE,hotels are like 7-10g with catering and decorations CAKE NOT INCLUDED
and ps-my meher is like 5 g
limo? £300 ahahahahhahaha dats only a drop..not a pickup..jeez
IM KOOL WIT A ROLCE ROYCE
ur forgetting the music and equiptment hire depending on who you know...you can probably get a singer for urself for free..equiptment hire is probably 300-400quid
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Re: Average Cost of a Wedding?
^^
He porbably must have a heart attack by now.. weddings these days are just too much.
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Re: Average Cost of a Wedding?
*lady_ice_4u2nv* wrote: MATE,hotels are like 7-10g with catering and decorations CAKE NOT INCLUDED
say walahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Re: Average Cost of a Wedding?
marriott,reinessence all dem bath road hotels are about dat much
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Cisse Westlake
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Re: Average Cost of a Wedding?
wtf 7-10 K just for the venue
savaloy you are better off getting a wife from somalia they aint demanding a huge wedding and they make better wifes.
all you gotta is pay off her father and it is happy days. and with all the money you would waste on the westernized xamilo you can buy your self a nice car
all you gotta is pay off her father and it is happy days. and with all the money you would waste on the westernized xamilo you can buy your self a nice car
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Re: Average Cost of a Wedding?
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Re: Average Cost of a Wedding?
AHAHHAAHA WALAHI WAA RUUNTA ICE..*lady_ice_4u2nv* wrote:1g for Girls wedding Dress + Make up + Accessories + Brides Maids dresses
^^are u taking da pi$$?
da dress alone is probably a g...and each bridesmaid dress cost around 60quid or so...bridal make up and hair cost like £400 excluding the bridesmaids..
- Booking for a (good) hotel hall: £1500..?
NO FLIPPING WAY...wat hall are u planning on booking out..WILESDEN GREEN?
MATE,hotels are like 7-10g with catering and decorations CAKE NOT INCLUDED
and ps-my meher is like 5 g
limo? £300 ahahahahhahaha dats only a drop..not a pickup..jeez
IM KOOL WIT A ROLCE ROYCE
ur forgetting the music and equiptment hire depending on who you know...you can probably get a singer for urself for free..equiptment hire is probably 300-400quid
ALONG WITH THE ROLLS ROYCE..
10 BLACKED OUT BIMA'S AFTER EACH OTHER CONTAINING MY BRIDESMAIDS.. AND MY FAMILY ALSO THE 10 JUST AINT EVEN ENOUGH!
COURTESY OF THE GUY WHO IS LUCKY ENOUGH TO MARRY ME
Ladie_x
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touchin_skyz
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Re: Average Cost of a Wedding?
^^^Seriously girls don't you know that the cheapest wedding are the one's with the most khaayar......as said by our beloved prophet (pbuh)
don't make silly re-marks on that comment coz OUR PROPHET said so...................... it's not like us men are cheap, we want a lasting marriage...a gal who wants you for who you are not what yopu've got.... maybe that's hard for the westernized gals...or maybe not...allahul aalam
me personally i would have no wedding whatsoever...just a mehar...men separtley gathering for gaado, and the same for the women....
my wife agree's to that i'm ganna buy her a house, a car, and give her whatever she desires...coz she my wife
but to spend ridiculious amonts of money on a wedding...who i am tryna show off 2, i aint no gaal
dats my personal opinion...
don't make silly re-marks on that comment coz OUR PROPHET said so...................... it's not like us men are cheap, we want a lasting marriage...a gal who wants you for who you are not what yopu've got.... maybe that's hard for the westernized gals...or maybe not...allahul aalam
me personally i would have no wedding whatsoever...just a mehar...men separtley gathering for gaado, and the same for the women....
my wife agree's to that i'm ganna buy her a house, a car, and give her whatever she desires...coz she my wife
but to spend ridiculious amonts of money on a wedding...who i am tryna show off 2, i aint no gaal
dats my personal opinion...
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Re: Average Cost of a Wedding?
touchin_skyz wrote:^^^Seriously girls don't you know that the cheapest wedding are the one's with the most khaayar......as said by our beloved prophet (pbuh)
don't make silly re-marks on that comment coz OUR PROPHET said so...................... it's not like us men are cheap, we want a lasting marriage...a gal who wants you for who you are not what yopu've got.... maybe that's hard for the westernized gals...or maybe not...allahul aalam
me personally i would have no wedding whatsoever...just a mehar...men separtley gathering for gaado, and the same for the women....
my wife agree's to that i'm ganna buy her a house, a car, and give her whatever she desires...coz she my wife
but to spend ridiculious amonts of money on a wedding...who i am tryna show off 2, i aint no gaal
dats my personal opinion...
Co-Sign
If a woman really cares about you..she wouldn't want 2 make thingz difficult
Walahi extravagance weddings are a waste of money..If you have the money than yeh but otherwise just keep it simple!
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Re: Average Cost of a Wedding?
Salvoy you planing to get married? prepare £16,000. AT LEAST!!! 
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Qumanyoo
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Re: Average Cost of a Wedding?
savaloy had a heart attack to say the least
stil tho personally i wouldnt do extravagant and i think id be the type to pay some of it
ma nacasnimaa sidaasi?
Re: Average Cost of a Wedding?
Why do xalimos make farahs pay for crazy expensive weddings but when they marry non somalis they go to mcdonalds and get a happy meal 
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