Sir,I have bad news and very bad news for you
Patient: well you might as well tell me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have twenty four hours to live,
Patient: 24 HOURS! WHAT COULD BE WORSE?? whats the very bad news?
Doctor : I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Doctor to his patient
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Scarletmoon1
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Re: Doctor to his patient
Bummerseemeyer wrote:Sir,I have bad news and very bad news for you
SinaliyoApe: well you might as well tell me the bad news first.
Lawyer : Your partner have been found dead in a disneyland hotel.He fell out of a balcony.
Issaq : OMG!!!! My Only Love Life has Ended. I hope the good news makes me forget him
Lawyer : The UN has laughed off your appeal for the Somaliland recognition.Mr. Ban Ki Moon basically cried in laughter....
- ciyaal_warta
- SomaliNet Super

- Posts: 9629
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Re: Doctor to his patient
Scarletmoon1 wrote:Bummerseemeyer wrote:Sir,I have bad news and very bad news for you
SinaliyoApe: well you might as well tell me the bad news first.
Lawyer : Your partner have been found dead in a disneyland hotel.He fell out of a balcony.
Issaq : OMG!!!! My Only Love Life has Ended. I hope the good news makes me forget him
Lawyer : The UN has laughed off your appeal for the Somaliland recognition.Mr. Ban Ki Moon basically cried in laughter....
- fatimazahra
- SomaliNetizen

- Posts: 693
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Re: Doctor to his patient
Scarletmoon1 wrote:Bummerseemeyer wrote:Sir,I have bad news and very bad news for you
SinaliyoApe: well you might as well tell me the bad news first.
Lawyer : Your partner have been found dead in a disneyland hotel.He fell out of a balcony.
Issaq : OMG!!!! My Only Love Life has Ended. I hope the good news makes me forget him
Lawyer : The UN has laughed off your appeal for the Somaliland recognition.Mr. Ban Ki Moon basically cried in laughter....

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