BREAKING NEWS: SHEIKH SHARIFF IS ASSASSINAtED BY BODYGUARD

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BREAKING NEWS: SHEIKH SHARIFF IS ASSASSINAtED BY BODYGUARD

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The crime took place at the restroom in the VILLA SOMALIA as President Sheikh Shariff sat down to empty out his stomach of the "CamBUULo" that he had X hours earlier when his disgruntled bodyguard GEEL-SAN-KaTAABTE shot him first in the Butt but noticing that ShariFf was still taking a load shot him the heart. OLIVEOIL pronounced the President expired on the spot
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Adiga dhimo...wax xun lee mar walba sheegtaa. Yaahu.
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eyes-only wrote:Adiga dhimo...wax xun lee mar walba sheegtaa. Yaahu.
How´s the death of Sharif ´wax xun´ :?
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abdalla11 wrote:
eyes-only wrote:Adiga dhimo...wax xun lee mar walba sheegtaa. Yaahu.
How´s the death of Sharif ´wax xun´ :?
She almost had a heart attack man and you ask that? :lol:
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abdalla11 wrote:
eyes-only wrote:Adiga dhimo...wax xun lee mar walba sheegtaa. Yaahu.
How´s the death of Sharif ´wax xun´ :?
Uh-oh, you sooo didnt!

Prez Sharif :D :som: :up: :up:


I actually thought he died for a second.
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abdalla11 wrote:
eyes-only wrote:Adiga dhimo...wax xun lee mar walba sheegtaa. Yaahu.
How´s the death of Sharif ´wax xun´ :?
The death of Farole = :clap: :clap: :clap:
The death of Mujahid Sheikh Shariif = :down: :down: :down: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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GeelSanKaTaabte wrote:The crime took place at the restroom in the VILLA SOMALIA as President Sheikh Shariff sat down to empty out his stomach of the "CamBUULo" that he had X hours earlier when his disgruntled bodyguard GEEL-SAN-KaTAABTE shot him first in the Butt but noticing that ShariFf was still taking a load shot him the heart. OLIVEOIL pronounced the President expired on the spot
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that flower when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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Advo wrote:The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that flower when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

Its good to be back from Downtown...Saw couple of chicks...Little girls are growing so fast, that little one from then neighborhood is now fully developed...
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^
Is that you self-censoring,or is that what comes up when you write bussy
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seemeyer wrote:^
Is that you self-censoring,or is that what comes up when you write bussy
Im confused..whatre u talking about..
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GeelSanKaTaabte wrote:
seemeyer wrote:^
Is that you self-censoring,or is that what comes up when you write bussy
Im confused..whatre u talking about..
I was talking to Advo
"Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that flower when the kids leave.
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seemeyer wrote:
GeelSanKaTaabte wrote:
seemeyer wrote:^
Is that you self-censoring,or is that what comes up when you write bussy
Im confused..whatre u talking about..
I was talking to Advo
"Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that flower when the kids leave.

Bro leave my good friend Advo alone...Yo advo this is your good friend from Somalilife(I had multiple aliases like Carlos the Jackal...phenomenon, Mr kutiiriye, siklykorupt and the Mainevent)
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I had multiple aliases like Carlos the Jackal...phenomenon, Mr kutiiriye, siklykorupt and the Mainevent
Are you sure 619 wasn't one of them :lol:
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