Let's be honest here guys.
The whole situation was hopeless from the beginning. While being optimistic can be good sometimes: we need to accept the facts that Somalia has been a literal living hell hole for over 20 years. Anarchy, rape, mass slaughter and piracy were the only things to come out of this god damn nation.
I mean c'mon guys you can't deny or refute any of this;
-The spineless Anglo-French worshipping Djiboutian's have bowed down to their European Masters and are subtly caressing their assholes with their tongues. I'm sure you've met some Djiboutian's who've learnt (and even mastered) the language of French but can't even string a sentence on their own mother tongue. They've gladly forsaken their National Somali identity in an attempt to appease our former White Colonials. Aqaas caleeyk!
-Somaliland is officially Ethiopia's bitch. It's quite pathetic really. I can't believe how the people of Somaliland take this. It's funny as hell seeing you guys taking the moral ground and pointing your fingers to everyone else screaming how you're not uncivilised and "better" than everyone else but when Ethiopia comes knocking on your door you all stand up straight and look down like f-king cowards as if you're answering to Aabo. Somaliland's relations with our African adversaries and rivals can be equated to a three some. While you all suck off Ethiopia, you're being firmly rammed up the ass by Kenya while Uganda patiently waits for its turn all while stroking his cock accompanied with a disgusting teeth baring smile. Oh and Liberia and the others? Don't worry! They're on their way!
-Puntland. Whenever I hear "Puntland" I have to suppress the urge to burst out in hysterical giggles. How this debacle of a state being recognised by the global community not only astounds me but often gives me brief headaches. The origin of Somali pirates and their base of operations was actually found to be on the coast of Puntland. What the fuck were you doing? Didn't you all pride yourselves on the fact that you had a functioning government? But then again - what else was to be expected from another Somali state? We can all take it at face value folks. The establishment of Puntland was a ignominious failure; a fiasco if you will.
FELLAS WAKE UP!
AMISON troops are up and raping our women such as our own mothers, daughters and wives while you niggas in the politics section engage in useless debates in which everything inevitably turns into a ceaseless circle of intellectual masturbation.
Our beautiful Ogaden women are being raped by Aklilu and afeworki while the good hardworking men are being subjected to heinous crimes - which for the most part - go unreported!
I feel like we can really fix things and change things but why bother? the first barrier is not the inertia of reality itself, but rather a wall of sweaty, screaming idiot masses who respond to any call for logic, rationality or change with a blinding sea of ignorant monkey-mouth-sounds. For every non-qabilist Somali there are 100 that'll outnumber him/her. You'll have the males proclaiming "yu arr mii brothur" while they will smile in your face as they sharpen a dagger in the background-ready to finish you off if necessary just to make 20$ more. No no my bad! Scratch that;
20.
f-king.
Somali.
Shillings.
I'm sick and tired of the finger pointing. No-one was responsible for our demise but US. We did this. Yes. Me and you. I honestly don't know whether to cry or laugh about this. We are literally the laughing stock of the world. This shit f-king blows!
