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Wifes in UK

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Wifes in UK

Postby libeex » Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:06 am

I am not trying to say that woman r bad but the fact is that woman are taking thier revange

Let me tell you why

There was two married people, the wife she always says to her husband divorce me and he goes to her no i can't we got kidds so one day the man got piced off and he went to a mosque and he told the story to the shikh and the shikh said i got a muhadara (talk) but i am (shikh) going tell you what you are goning to do.
So the shikh went to the talk when he finished the shikh said to the people in the mosque that the divorce is disliked from god so this brother need help ( the husband )
so the shikh has told the story to the people and he (shikh) asked who want that this man (husband) divorce his wife please stands up and who doesn't want that this man (husband) divorced his wife please remain sit.
All the people in the Mosque standed up except one person so all the people looked at the man and they said i bet you got a nice wife and the man replied saying no i wanted to stand up but my wife has broken my leg this morring.

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Re: Wifes in UK

Postby qayre254 » Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:05 am

looooooooooooooool, very funing!

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Re: Wifes in UK

Postby ToughGong » Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:26 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
So dumb it's funny

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Re: Wifes in UK

Postby Brazaa » Sat Mar 19, 2011 3:30 pm

Interesting

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Re: Wifes in UK

Postby Garaad_LQ » Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:34 pm

funny :lol: :lol: :up:

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Re: Wifes in UK

Postby adam2000 » Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:04 am

that was funny


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