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A man's logic

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A man's logic

Postby libeex » Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:37 am

A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, Rolling Eyes now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"

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Re: A man's logic

Postby Liya » Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:00 pm

loool good one.

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Re: A man's logic

Postby siren » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:06 pm

:lol: :lol:


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