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a guy walk into a bar

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a guy walk into a bar

Postby Garaad_LQ » Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:30 pm

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"

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Re: a guy walk into a bar

Postby ToughGong » Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:34 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: a guy walk into a bar

Postby Garaad_LQ » Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:35 pm

i thought this section was dead :lol: :lol: , i was just playin around , how did you find this topic so fast :lol: :lol: :up:

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Re: a guy walk into a bar

Postby ToughGong » Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:41 pm

It found me actualy,I pressed clicke on View new posts and it was at the top

I got one for you "what do you call a woman with no legs"

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Re: a guy walk into a bar

Postby Garaad_LQ » Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:44 pm

It found me actualy,I pressed clicke on View new posts and it was at the top

I got one for you "what do you call a woman with no legs"

lol i see .



i don't know , what you call it

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Re: a guy walk into a bar

Postby ToughGong » Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:47 pm

^
A dirty c#nt

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Re: a guy walk into a bar

Postby Garaad_LQ » Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:02 pm

I didn't fully get it :lol: it must be British humor :lol: :lol:

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Re: a guy walk into a bar

Postby ToughGong » Wed Jun 22, 2011 9:08 pm

I didn't fully get it :lol: it must be British humor :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I guess it must be


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