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Why did the cat cross the road?

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Why did the cat cross the road?

Postby hydrogen » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:18 pm

.... because the veterinary clinic is there :|

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Re: Why did the cat cross the road?

Postby WarriorMan » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:28 pm

cos a chingchong was chasin it

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Re: Why did the cat cross the road?

Postby hydrogen » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:31 pm

cos a chingchong was chasin it
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Re: Why did the cat cross the road?

Postby DonCorleone » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:31 pm

Lol warrior man was going to rape it

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Re: Why did the cat cross the road?

Postby AgentOfChaos » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:41 pm

Because the chicken got eaten by Tyrone.

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Re: Why did the cat cross the road?

Postby hydrogen » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:42 pm

Because the chicken got eaten by Tyrone.
Are you trying to say black people love chicken? :| :|

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Re: Why did the cat cross the road?

Postby WarriorMan » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:46 pm

Because the chicken got eaten by Tyrone.
dats racist dog

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Re: Why did the cat cross the road?

Postby Marques » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:47 pm

Need to ask Mosaic why you're asking about cats 8-)

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Re: Why did the cat cross the road?

Postby hydrogen » Sat Sep 28, 2013 1:52 pm

Need to ask Mosaic why you're asking about cats 8-)
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Re: Why did the cat cross the road?

Postby cityvethospital » Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:21 am

because cat going to any where :D :D :D :D


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