CAN I TELL YOU GUYS A "SOMEWHAT" FUNNY JOKE?

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CAN I TELL YOU GUYS A "SOMEWHAT" FUNNY JOKE?

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Well, when i woke up this morning, my mom and dad were talking in the living room...Although, they have a very close relationship, they have their occasional argument over who's less appreciated (mom's point) and whose hardwork is overlooked (dad's counterpoint). Anyway, i was trying very hard NOT to listen but in the end i heard my mom use this famous anecdote to support her argument:

A child was walking behind his mother in the street. The little boy said to his mother "hooyo futodaada weeynaa (mom, your ass is huge). The mom replied "If only your dad would notice it."


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Isn't it amazing how women can twist everything to their favor?

NOTE: You might not see humor in that if the culture in which you live doesn't appreciate big asses.
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I think that's actually pretty good. Laughing Laughing
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Shocked Twisted Evil Evil or Very Mad
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Post by Beenaale_No1 »

I honestly did not find that funny
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Post by BLUE RUSH »

[quote="Beenaale_No1"]I honestly did not find that funny[/quote]

i second you on that Surprised

we women are twisted Rolling Eyes
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Guess you'd hafta be a futodaada lover to appreciate it. Laughing Laughing
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Post by LionHeart-112 »

This is reallly amazing..It's weird when the Canadian dude is more somali than the somali kids.. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post by kambuli »

Lion,

Waad kharribtay maahmaahda" It is not hooyo Futo...."

It is like this " Hooyo badhi weynidaa?" and she says" Aabahaa la tusi waa"

Remember, there was a time when a women with big booty was regarded as a plus Laughing
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Kambuli...Ma kharibin. I just said in my southern dialect. Laughing Laughing
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Post by Dun »

Worst joke ever and that's an understatement.
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Post by LionHeart-112 »

[quote="Dun"]Worst joke ever and that's an understatement.[/quote]



Well, thanks for proving that you don't understand your own culture and heritage. Go sing to a Spice Girl song, you dimwit. Laughing Laughing
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