A gentleman

[Gatspy]

Kept wondering where the damned dude was going with the "do you have a vagina?"... that was pretty funny

[ciyaal_warta]

loooooooool @ pat and twist nice jokes

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…

“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

i will try that wun

[BlackVelvet]

^^^

[Knight of Wisdom]

Woman Buys A New Sim
Card Puts It In Her Phone
And Decides To Surprise Her
Husband Who Is Seated On
The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen,
Calls Her Husband With
The New Number:

"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds
In A Low Tone:

"Let Me Call U Back
Later Honey, The Dumb
Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

[The_Patriot]

Son & Dad

Son kills Butterfly, Dad says NO butter for 2 weeks . . . . .

Son Kills Honeybee, Dad says NO honey for 2 weeks . . . . .

Mom Kills Cockroach, Son says "Dad r u telling or should I ?

[LivingToSucceed]

@ this thread.

[Twist]

@ this thread.

@ your

[934]

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
the husband yells, "when you die, i'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"here lies my wife- Cold as ever"
"Yea?" she replies. "When you die, i'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"here lies my husband- Stiff at last"

[MizHargeysa]

LOOOOOOL now that was funny !!