Going down is HALAAL

[1nemansquad]

I'm definitely going to try that some day Insha'allah, straight after Tarawiix, it just sounds soo wrong.

[zulaika]

[quote="*HannaH*"]Zulaika, I think that's a beautiful thing. Pray with your husband and then do the dirty right after and then get up weyseyso and do the next prayer. Well not if he is Costa, because there are a few hours between prayers... [/quote]

waaxey beautiful? waa bizaar wallee. i mean prayer is prayer, but i'm talkin' about tarawix here. that's a marathon of salaads. i be tired as hell afterwards and this couple have 'nough stemina remaing for other activities. Bisinka and besides..that aughta question what state of mind they was in during prayer. ciyaal suuq waaxid.

[HELWAA]

[quote="LAFO-LAFO"][quote="HELWAA"][quote="LAFO-LAFO"]hyperactive
You need to ignore Helwaa who's an ignorant and uncivilized wonnabe islamist.[/quote]


oo adna xagaad igla qaadey [/quote]



Hilwaa
Wiilkan yari isagoo si asluuba kuula hadlaya ayaad adiguna rude ku noqoatay. Xitaa pm kiisii waad kashiftay, inakstuu hadal asluub leh isticmaalay.[/quote]



waar lafo inankan yari ilaa iyo maalinto oo member somalinet oo ka noqday woo i dabo socoda sidi bisad yar.Ii amaan gali baan ko iri marar fara badan.Maantana markaan ogaadey ino 15 jiro anaa isla yaabeyba...oo is iri maxaad inankan yar ee ciyaalka ah kala tirasaneysa laakin markaan isaga amuusoba waxaan arka uun hadal yaro niic iga daba haya...acuudo bilaah.Sababta an pmka oo kashifayna waa....he started with telling everybody that i send him pm bal maxaa ko sheegsheegeya.Soomaalida waxi tiraa wixi la qario qurun baa ko jira...saas daraadeed baan ifka oo so dhigay si aan la isku waydiinba.

[LAFO-LAFO]

Helwaa
Dee miyaan sidaa xaalka u ogaa, raali ahaw walaal.
Ta kale 15yr old haduu yahay u sheeg inuu hada caano cabo cadaydo oo seexdo it's already late

[HELWAA]

[quote="zulaika"][quote="*HannaH*"]Zulaika, I think that's a beautiful thing. Pray with your husband and then do the dirty right after and then get up weyseyso and do the next prayer. Well not if he is Costa, because there are a few hours between prayers... [/quote]

waaxey beautiful? waa bizaar wallee. i mean prayer is prayer, but i'm talkin' about tarawix here. that's a marathon of salaads. i be tired as hell afterwards and this couple have 'nough stemina remaing for other activities. Bisinka and besides..that aughta question what state of mind they was in during prayer. ciyaal suuq waaxid. [/quote]


bisinka..walaal atleast they didt in their home waana xalaal markaa taasi ciyaal suuqnimo mahaa ee waa dad is jecel

[Dhaga Bacayl]

[quote="*HannaH*"]Dhaga, remember when I told you this story? You laughed your azz off too.[/quote]


I was laughing at the dialog plus there are other things mentioned before that are NOT listed here. They were talking about different sexual positions in SOMALI…that didn’t sound right.

[*HannaH*]

Dhaga, I told you that because I know you. I don't know these people like that. Duh. Ha na kashifin.

[Gacalisa]

Runti S'net folks wax aad ka'hadashaan baad weeseen. I am sure every Muslim knows that oral sex is haram, so to the guys who are trying to find reason to get a blow job I suggest you quit!

[Nabeela]

OMG 5 pages aa. You folks are obsessed with anything to do with sex.

[HELWAA]

[quote="Gacalisa"]:lol: Runti S'net folks wax aad ka'hadashaan baad weeseen. I am sure every Muslim knows that oral sex is haram, so to the guys who are trying to find reason to get a blow job I suggest you quit![/quote]



gaclisa..........

I have a friends when she got married her husband demand have (you know what i mean) and she refused and now they are devorced and her parents never found out the reason becouse she felt ashamed, she could't tell her father such disgusting thing.So now my Q TO YOU WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU END UP IN SAME SITAUTION

[Hyperactive]

Helwaa, walal ada idaba so da. Wahba kama qabo daba so'odkagaba walalo. Asluub un yelo dadka lagula daqmo.

LAFO Islantan yar wa Allah kafurato. Wallahi waligay qof beni adam kuma had godbin gal iyo muslim. I was comenting her topic. So in laga jawabo uma eysan cut and paste meshan?

Aniga rag ah o iska hishoni hadey haweneydi hishon weyday. Allah kariim

[Gacalisa]

Helwaa walle tu kale baa ta'hay.

horta hore, God forbid that I would be in such a situation, but if so, I would take the same route your friend took.

[COSTA]

[quote="HELWAA"]
gaclisa..........

I have a friends when she got married her husband demand have (you know what i mean) and she refused and now they are devorced and her parents never found out the reason becouse she felt ashamed, she could't tell her father such disgusting thing.So now my Q TO YOU WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU END UP IN SAME SITAUTION [/quote]

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[eyes-only]

The only thing forbidden is anal and anything that makes the other person feel uncomfortable according to the sheikhs.

[maria from west side]

[quote="LAFO-LAFO"]I swear some muslims never ceases to amaze me!
How to Make your Wife Happy


http://www.jannah.org/sisters/wifehappy.html

Intercourse

* It is obligatory to do it habitually if you have no excuse (sickness,
etc.)
* Start with "Bismillah" and the authentic du'a.
* Enter into her in the proper place only (not the anus).
* Begin with foreplay including words of love.
* Continue to lick her bussy until you have satisfied her desire.
* Relax and joke around afterwards.
* Avoid intercourse during the monthly period because it haram
* Do what you can to avoid damaging her level of Hiyaa (shyness and
modesty) such as taking your clothes together instead of asking her
to do it first while he is looking on.
* Avoid positions during intercourse that may harm her such as putting
pressure on her chest and blocking her breath, especially if you are
heavy.
* Choose suitable times for intercourse and be considerate as
sometimes she maybe sick or exhausted.[/quote]




First, the halaal night club and now this?... Bro, u never cease to amaize me.