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Have you ever put something below your belt in a woman?grandpakhalif wrote:I'm looking to get married, I need someone to discharge my desires upon in a halal fashion, since you claim you are a female guru, how do I approach the most austere woman? Answer me clearly, waraa.
Don't mock the religion! Hanged by hill balls kulaha.grandpakhalif wrote:An adulterer shall be hanged by his balls on the Day of Judgement, fear god.
Istaghifuruallah, I misquoted, this is the real hadith.Awraadle wrote:Don't mock the religion! Hanged by hill balls kulaha.grandpakhalif wrote:An adulterer shall be hanged by his balls on the Day of Judgement, fear god.
“…We proceeded until we came across a hole in the ground that resembled a baking pit, narrow at the top and wide at the bottom. Babbling and voices were issuing from it. We looked in and saw naked men and women. Underneath the pit was a raging fire; whenever it flared up, the men and women screamed and rose with it until they almost fell out of the pit. As it subsided, they returned (to the bottom). I said: ‘Who are these?’ They said: ‘…As for the naked men and women who were in the pit, they are men and women who indulge in zina…”(12) In a similar narration Allah’s Messenger (s.a.w) said: “We moved on until I saw people who were awfully swollen, and had the most foul stench, their stench was like that of the sewers. I asked: ‘Who are these?’ They replied: ‘Those are the male and female adulterers.’”(13) As for punishment in the hereafter, Allah Most High says: “And they (i.e. the servants of Allah) do not commit zina - And whoever does this shall meet a full penalty. The torment will be doubled to him on the Day of Resurrection, and he will abide therein in disgrace.”(14)
934 wrote:Ok, most of us agree that this boarderline kiddy fiddler is a good writer but is that any reason to let him keep posting his filth and anti-Islamic comment?
And to think that i was banned no less than three times for making bantu jokes.
Sxb, wallahi I never mocked it, I have either mis remembered the hadith, or it is a real hadith.Awraadle wrote:Grandpa, you never miss-quoted. You have clearly mocked the religion. Its a big sin to make up stuff about the religion. Its not new to see al-shabaab crew to make up stuff. Ilaahi ka cabso, never make up stuff!
How often do you finger fuck your kids? You f-king khanis!WiglessBidaar wrote:^ I note that you shadow me to every single thread hoping desperately to solicit my attention like a cum guzzling dhoocil on the prowl for clientele. I've ignored your antics so far, but there is only so much attention whoring one can take.
Okay, you've got me for the evening. If you just position your gaping mouth right below the space between the floor and the bare crack of my cheeks I will drop in it something very nutritious.
I love bantus.XaliimoFarax wrote:
100% agree just go easy on our bantu brothers Islam condemns racism
Im with grandpa on this one he clearly corrected himself so let it go. He might be too hasty on his decisions but one thing is the kid at least has love for the deen and he was man enough to admit he was wrong. GrandpaAwraadle wrote:Grandpa, you never miss-quoted. You have clearly mocked the religion. Its a big sin to make up stuff about the religion. Its not new to see al-shabaab crew to make up stuff. Ilaahi ka cabso, never make up stuff!
Bring me a hadith that states that a adulterer balls will be hanged. Its disgusting that you joke about with the religion. Never say stuff that you have no idea about.grandpakhalif wrote:Sxb, wallahi I never mocked it, I have either mis remembered the hadith, or it is a real hadith.Awraadle wrote:Grandpa, you never miss-quoted. You have clearly mocked the religion. Its a big sin to make up stuff about the religion. Its not new to see al-shabaab crew to make up stuff. Ilaahi ka cabso, never make up stuff!
My nephew Grandpak has a long history of making things up. He once told me that Allah is an Arab because that is the language of the Quran. I chuckled. He then said that Allah has a bottom on which to sit on his throne and the Prophet used to beat Aisha.Awraadle wrote:Grandpa, you never miss-quoted. You have clearly mocked the religion. Its a big sin to make up stuff about the religion. Its not new to see al-shabaab crew to make up stuff. Ilaahi ka cabso, never make up stuff!
