The Life and Times of...

[The-Screw]

...

so my older, married cousin came by the house today, we're chillin' and sh!t, watching the Cavs game, this is how the conversation went,



Me: yo, i'm kind of bored, lets call some girls eh, oh i keep fogetting you're married, (a hint of sarcasm)

Mo: (looks at me and laughs)

Mo: soomaali waxay ku maah maah daa "Dha dhamiye aa waalan ee Dhargane aa ka daran"

Me: (paused...thinking about wtf he just said)

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3 hours later,
hadeertaan aa fahmay, and i can't stop laughing. these somali maah maah's are focking hillarious.

[Ugaas Diini]

So ywhat does it mean? Did he confess to you that he cheats on his wife?

[SummerRain]

NO WAY...so is there truth to it?

[The-Screw]

no no no, it's not about that. i'm just amazed at how funny the maah maah is,


ismahan, i dunno.

[DawladSade]

Is he trying to say married men are less sated?

[The-Screw]

Precisely!


i can see this guy marrying 4 wives in the near future. i wonder if it's true for all married men.

[SummerRain]

Screw,

Please investigate this matter, talk to your cousin and seek the truth in this.

[The-Screw]

nah....that's againts the unwritten man law. i'm good yo,


that's my niggga!

[DawladSade]

Screw u sheeg.

[SummerRain]

MEN!!!!!!!

Just dont forget two can play the game too.

[Abdination]

Koleey ninka hala yaabin.

[The-Screw]

ismahan, Sheeko miyaa waxaas?


wallahi you try and play that sh!t, dhagaha aa idin ka garaaceenaa.

car! hadaa ku dhacdiin, just try it!

[SummerRain]

Screw,

NO its for real!!

That same goes to you by the way.Watch out dont get stabbed in the back.

[The-Screw]

that's cold though yo, i mean, come on...i would never do what you're implying i might do. NEVER!

[DawladSade]

i have to continue the legacy...

make sure it is 4 at every given moment...