Making money at Your Own Wedding: $10,000

[#1baller]

[quote="zulaika"]

"baller, can u donate $$$ from your pocket full of gold to my poor somali wedding?. i spent a fortune on my Monique Lhuillier dress and practically depleted the wedding budget."[/quote]

Not a problem. I will do watever you want me to if you drop your fiance by tha time I get there.

[AbdiWahab252]

zulaika,

I was very impressed with the funds raised.

Somali folks criticize and try to ruin your wedding.

I remember in my lil subsubsubsubsubsub clan, we used to help out the couple getting married. We had a marriage tax of about $100 per family and gave that to those getting married.

[zulaika]

[quote="#1baller"][quote="zulaika"]

"baller, can u donate $$$ from your pocket full of gold to my poor somali wedding?. i spent a fortune on my Monique Lhuillier dress and practically depleted the wedding budget."[/quote]

Not a problem. I will do watever you want me to if you drop your fiance by tha time I get there. [/quote]

drop my suga?? NEVER!!!! what's the matter baller, i thought u ran a non-profit charity ogranization to help poor needy somalis? what's with this "quid pro quo" i gotta comply with?

[zulaika]

[quote="AbdiWahab252"]zulaika,

I was very impressed with the funds raised.

Somali folks criticize and try to ruin your wedding.

I remember in my lil subsubsubsubsubsub clan, we used to help out the couple getting married. We had a marriage tax of about $100 per family and gave that to those getting married.[/quote]

really abdi?,

u're submarine clan sound like good people. how about this, i'll invite u to my wedding and u bring all of them philanthropist cousin's of yours along..

[HELWAA]

Zulaika....just aroos waxdad iska sameeysta...it's very cheap and islamic...

[AbdiWahab252]

Zulaika,

Cool.

I just hope u don't have any second thoughts once u see Beesha Bling Bling.

I love going to Africa. I have many family friend's who are financially well off and have daughters who are of marriageble age. One is a major businessman in Xamar and worth several million. Another is a major Kenya businessman who owns vast properties in Nairobi.

I view marriage like a business: investing in strong family ties, connections and gaining maximum return for your family.

[#1baller]

[quote="zulaika


drop my suga?? NEVER!!!! what's the matter baller, i thought u ran a non-profit charity ogranization to help poor needy somalis? what's with this "quid pro quo" i gotta comply with?


Zulaika,

Of course I got you boo... ima take care of you and your family but that brotha gotta go. Not trynna be conceited or anythang, but I can give you thangs he can't. I could take you to whole other level. You deserve that and then some.

[Ina Baxar]

Navy9 I like your approach on this , too bad you already have a fiance though

[Sir-Luggoyo]

[quote="#1baller"]


Thank you for proving how much of a focking numbskull you are. Nobody is begging you focking asswipe. Its part of our tradition to give cash in a wedding. There's nothing cheap and undignified in giving cash to someone who's getting married, but you're right. You're a poor brain dead focking somali who's too poor to even buy paper to wipe ya stank a$$.

I hope you follow your own advice and get off section 8

[/quote]


Baller,

You are making it worse for yur begging clan. But that is what to expect of an Addoon. If your culture is based on handouts, actually laying the foundation of a newly established home on begging and contributions, that proves who you are, you are a bunch of filthy imploring, beseaching, soliciting beggars. Gifts in kind are acceptable in weddings, but in cash?!!

[#1baller]

[quote="Sir-Luggoyo[/quote]


Baller,

"You are making it worse for yur begging clan. But that is what to expect of an Addoon. If your culture is based on handouts, actually laying the foundation of a newly established home on begging and contributions, that proves who you are, you are a bunch of filthy imploring, beseaching, soliciting beggars. Gifts in kind are acceptable in weddings, but in cash"[/quote]



That's exactly why your a$$ still lives in tha projects. You're 45 years with no hope of escaping the confines of gov't subsidized lifestyle. Very pathetic indeed. What are you gonna teach your helpless luckless siblings? Do you have any clue what having ambition is?

Tradition in Latino culture is to give cash at weddings. Its just something we do cause we can afford to do so. The Italians, Portuguese, and Greeks here in America have the same tradition? Are they beggars too? Have a look around and see the accomplishments and success of their communities as opposed to yours?

[Sir-Luggoyo]

Baller,

You don't have to giggle after every line like a little girl just offered her first lollipop to make a point, or rather try to make a point.

You think by repeating that you are a Latino we would buy into it? You are a fukken baboon, so deal with it.

Now, there is a saying that goes like "Misery loves company" So, if the Greeks (Eurpean faggots) Italians (I don't even have to tell you who they are) and the who?!! Potuguese,........ok, so if these low caste semi-Europeans are doing, you think it's fine to beg? That encompasses your enguinty you fukken hoolow skulled moron. Call me when you are getting married, I may toss a wad to your side, of course after your bride gives me a delicious head since you will go the extra mile to earn few dollars to jumpstart your home

[#1baller]

[quote="Sir-Luggoyo"


"You think by repeating that you are a Latino we would buy into it? You are a fukken baboon, so deal with it."


I'm half Latino biaatch and will still be higher and better than your kind in America no matter what you say...so succk on it.

Espanol is the second language of the US not Somali.


You are too broke period! You, yo mama, yo daddy and your siblings live on my money. I feed and clothe you biaatch.. remember that. You begging the gov't = my tax handout. Got it.. focking brain dead African refugee. You are my biaatch. When I say scan meat....you'll focking scan meat.

When I ask you to wipe my a$$ do so. The handouts I give will keep coming.

[Sir-Luggoyo]

Excessive emoticon use is scientifically proven that it's either a sign of soft faggot with glossy lipstick, or covering up a rage building up in your guts. So which is which in your case? I would imagine it's the latter but you can correct me, you will go down in history as the first baboon who corrected a noble Somali and you can never attain a higher tribute than that.

Now, Beg mathafakka, beg, your ancestors have been doing for centuries and it's in your genes.

[AbdiWahab252]

[#1baller]

[quote="Sir-Luggoyo"]

Excessive emoticon use is scientifically proven that it's either a sign of soft faggot with glossy lipstick, or covering up a rage building up in your guts. So which is which in your case? I would imagine it's the latter but you can correct me, you will go down in history as the first baboon who corrected a noble Somali and you can never attain a higher tribute than that.

Now, Beg mathafakka, beg, your ancestors have been doing for centuries and it's in your genes.[/quote]


Noble?? What about you is noble? Coming to my country getting gov't assistance, working at the local coffee shop, smoking khat, not having an education is noble?

You are beneath the trenches of Chinese, Indian, Middle Eastern and focking Tamil people in America. You are a focking dumbass with no education and no opportunity in the free world. That's noble