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I drive women to marriage

Postby gurey25 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:24 pm

It seems that i drive women to marriage and not with me.
Laughing

this is the 4th couple that i helped meet and thye have tied the knot.
and what they all have in common is that the bride was an ex girlfriend.

it seems women date me and then decide to get married to the next guy they meet


i am thinking of tracking down all the women i have dated and try to see if the pattern persists.

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Re: I drive women to marriage

Postby The-Screw » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:28 pm

wait wait wait, this is a movie i just read about, seriously. let me see if i can find the link.

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Re: I drive women to marriage

Postby paidmonk » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:29 pm

Screw, the movie is --- The 40-year old Virgin.

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Re: I drive women to marriage

Postby gurey25 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:31 pm

no movie mate.

just the 4th wedding invitation arrived yesterday,

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Re: I drive women to marriage

Postby AbdiWahab252 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:31 pm

Gurey,


Dude I had the same magical touch back in 2000-2001.

U should advertise your services, "Guurdoon Gurey: Spread Guur since 2007"

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Re: I drive women to marriage

Postby gurey25 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:33 pm

yes any of you have a girlfriend, or potential wife who does not want to get married,

send her to gurey.

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Re: I drive women to marriage

Postby Luq_Ganane » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:42 pm

Gurey, your one of those bastards who after the Men's Qado, give the groom a hug and whisper in his ear "she means a lot to me, take care of her". Saaxib if you say that to me at my wedding I'll slap you silly. Laughing Laughing

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Re: I drive women to marriage

Postby gurey25 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:45 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Re: I drive women to marriage

Postby wadaniweyn1 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:51 pm

It seems that i drive women to marriage and not with me.


this is the 4th couple that i helped meet and thye have tied the knot.
and what they all have in common is that the bride was an ex girlfriend. Laughing

it seems women date me and then decide to get married to the next guy they meet


i am thinking of tracking down all the women i have dated and try to see if the pattern persists.

Laughing Laughing Laughing

{quote}gurey25.

you find women , fukked dem then introduce them to guys u just don't like 4 watever reason then watch them marry a whor'e u poked in every hole Laughing dats so cruel inaader Sad i hope none of dem fools were'nt hj Laughing Laughing Laughing anyway check ur pm bro . Cool

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Re: I drive women to marriage

Postby xamari_gash » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:01 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

WASAQ WALLA

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Re: I drive women to marriage

Postby gurey25 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:02 pm

relax wadani they were not somali,
and they were not inexperienced if you know what i mean

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what do you take me for?

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Re: I drive women to marriage

Postby QansaGabeyle » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:10 pm

[quote]just the 4th wedding invitation arrived yesterday,[/quote]

Do you go to their weddings? Or do you make up an excuse not to go?

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Re: I drive women to marriage

Postby dheelojecel » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:11 pm

well thats what you get when you can't handle them in bed.
perhaps if you get treated for your premajure ejaculation, one might marry you. Rolling Eyes

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Re: I drive women to marriage

Postby gurey25 » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:14 pm

qansa i only made it to one.
it wasnt too bad, her family loved me by the way, and there were plenty of hot chicks to give attention to.
Laughing Laughing

dheelojecel.
i never intended to marry them, and i dont have premature ejaculation.
i can time it to 10 second countdown and cum at will.

Laughing Laughing

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Re: I drive women to marriage

Postby dheelojecel » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:21 pm

Worrying about maintaining erections boy aint healthy..I say control yourself. Very Happy


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