Source: LF
This sounds old...but I liked it....and seems kinda true.....
If u treat her nice she says"yaar mujhe line de raha hai"
If u dont she says"kitna akarta hai"
If u dress nicely she says"mujhay impress karna chata hai"
If u dont she says "tasteless hai yaar"
If u argue with her she says"ziddi hai"
If u sit quietly she says"dumb hai"
If u act smarter she'll lose her brain as u r insulting her
If she acts smarter she think its her right
If u dont love her she says"is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon ka saath chakar hai"
If u love her she says"peechay hi par gayaa hai"
If u dont tell her ur prob she says" u r not honest 2 me"
If u do tell to her she says "u r a problem child"
If u scold her she says "you act like a grandpa giving lecture"
If she scolds u she says "Yaar, its becuz i care"
