Player Haters: Don't Hate the Player but Hate the Game

[AbdiWahab252]

I have this cousin who is getting on my nerves. At every aroos or Somali party, she makes a point of disrupting me in my shuukansi. Just when I think she is not there and I am spitting game and trying to lure the Xalimo into my web, she appears out of no where and begins her usual disruptive tatics: dancing closely with me, pulling me to the side, giving me the long hug & kisses on the cheek. She leaves this impression on others that there is something going on between us. It really pisses me off.

Then there is another cousin who is a so called wadaad. He got the goatee, the dot on his head from hitting his head on the mat. Everytime we meet he makes a point of asking about my personal life especially women. He is such a hypocrite as he does shuukansi with other women while his wife is away. We were leaving the Somali restaraunt, a Somali sister who is my neighbor said hello and talked to me for a few minutes. My cousin starts going into a lil speech about how she is a good girl and I should not luugoyo her yada yada. He doesn't even realize that I don't have a relationship with this sister nor would I want to.

My patience is running out on these two playa hating cousins and I am looking for ways to return the playa hating.

I got two ideas: exposing the wadaad's shenanigans and for my female cousin, I will wait for the day I see her with this man she is interested in and disrupt their shuukansi by pretending that her and I are an item.

[Meles Zenawi]

In Ethiopia, player hating is a misdeamenor, and "cock blocking" is a feloney.


Premier Meles.

[AbdiWahab252]

Meles,

Enuff said. Playa hating should be a felony.

[skruu]

let me have her number i will keep her busy she needs some love too

[Meles Zenawi]

[quote="AbdiWahab252"]Meles,

Enuff said. Playa hating should be a felony.[/quote]


Come to Addis brother. The girls there rock, and are so hot. Unlike the Kenyan girls you used to deal with Kenya lover boy.


Premier Meles.

[AbdiWahab252]

Meles aka COSTA,

Sure thing

[zulaika]

LOL @ abdi,

i don't know about your wadaad coz, but definitely your xalimo coz want in ey kuugu qabato so take a hint nacasyahow. and wait a minute...why are u callin' yourself a player now..thought u was distancing yourself from the title. hmmm. i was right about u dee.

[Sir-Luggoyo]

A/Wahab,

Maybe the wadaad is in the market for wife number two, give him a break, he is just being concerned about your sleazy ways. As for your female cuz, fukk her brains out.

[AbdiWahab252]

Sir Luugoyo:

Never Because I will see her every other day and the last thing I need is a tribunal of Odeey telling me to do the right thing after the damage has been done


zulaika,

My dear, ain't nothing wrong with the game until you find that special one.

[LiQaaye_TDH]

I agree with Sir Lug: Fuk her brain out, she is begging for it.. and the Wadaad send him to Tabliiq some where in Pakistan....

[AbdiWahab252]

Sir LuugoyO:

About my wadaad cousin, he too is a player but one who wears capris and has a long goatee.

So why is he hating on a brother when he is doing the same thing

His wife is a miskiin woman who tolerates his bullcrap.


Liqaaye,

Saxiib, u must be crazy. Next thing, Odeeyal come by. Dacwo, shiido, gogool and soon I am sitting in front of a wadaad doing a nikaax for no good reason.

PLUS: I will have to see this Xalimo far more often than a woman whom I am not related too. She would haunt me at aroosaha, tacsi, and saab.

[Sir-Luggoyo]

A/Wahab,

I still stand my grounds of fukking that cuzins brains out. Man, she is asking for it and holding it on a platter, what else would you want it on? On your nose? or else, ask her to perform some kinky stuff you know she won't do, that will be the last of her, she will think you are a freak in that department

I had similar situation but she wasn't my cuz, she was the sister of my brother's wife, she was literally rubbing it on me, and we were living in the same apartment (so definetely daily encounter was inevitable)

[AbdiWahab252]

[quote="Sir-Luggoyo"]A/Wahab,

I still stand my grounds of fukking that cuzins brains out. Man, she is asking for it and holding it on a platter, what else would you want it on? On your nose? or else, ask her to perform some kinky stuff you know she won't do, that will be the last of her, she will think you are a freak in that department

I had similar situation but she wasn't my cuz, she was the sister of my brother's wife, she was literally rubbing it on me, and we were living in the same apartment (so definetely daily encounter was inevitable)[/quote]


BY FAR, THE MOST CLASSIC CASE OF


L-U-G-G-O-Y-O

U sure live up to your name

[Sir-Luggoyo]

A/Wahab,

Let's just say that girl throws up everytime my name is mentioned in her presence

[AbdiWahab252]

Luugoyo:



I don't get it when u tell a Xalimo that you are not good for her and that things should not happen but she then accuses you of being negative or having low self esteem

Then her booty makes you rescind your advice and you jump into a bootycall that she then equates to commitment of a relationship