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A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United

States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street

and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country!" But the

passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am Mexican".



The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for

having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says

"I no American, I Vietnamese."



The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he

stops, shakes his hand and says "Thank you for the wonderful

America!"

That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Middle East, I am

not an American!"



He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an

American?"

She says, "No, I am from Russia!"



So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The

Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says..."Probably at

work."

stupid joke. immigrants work more than anybody else and they all got two full time jobs and sometimes even three. ofcourse with the exception of some somalis and some other black people who chose to be on welfare instead of working. there are plenty of jobs in america for everyone and even people that can not write their own freaking names in any language are employed down here. but just because they are employed does not mean they have good jobs. if you ain't go no background education, you will break your back working at a factory, drive a taxi or clean toilets.

I never met a mexican that didn't have at least two jobs.

Re: how hard is it 4 u somalis in america to get a job?

Stay in school: Get an education: and find friendship within.

[quote="QansaGabeyle"]stupid joke. immigrants work more than anybody else and they all got two full time jobs and sometimes even three. ofcourse with the exception of some somalis and some other black people who chose to be on welfare instead of working. there are plenty of jobs in america for everyone and even people that can not write their own freaking names in any language are employed down here. but just because they are employed does not mean they have good jobs. if you ain't go no background education, you will break your back working at a factory, drive a taxi or clean toilets.[/quote]

^^^

somalis are all politicians who destroyed their own country and like others be destroyed. they hate themselves and everyone else.