October 21, 2007 in Columbus, Ohio. 240 skinny students at Ohio State University are going to march onto town square and overthrow the corrupt mayor Michael Coleman. From then we will raise a larger army, a more efficient education system, and an even more massive army than we had planned, then we will build our roads, and build a massive special forces team within the army, after that we will implement the Somali language as the official language, and lastly we will extend our military budget.
Kanaankii Labaad has Begun!