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crazy nite @ Basra's house

Postby muktaar » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:45 pm

Basra’s 39 yrs old deslexic Adoon boyfriend returned home from the night shift at bread factory and went straight up to the bedroom.

He found basra with the sheet pulled over her head, fast asleep, snoring like monkey, Not to be denied, the horny adoon crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her.

Afterward, as he hurried downstairs for something to eat, he was startled to find breakfast on the table and his Basra pouring coffee.

"How'd you get down here so fast?" he asked. "We were just making love and I left you still asking for more!( but i couldn’t stand the stinking smell was wondering the foul smell was from your mouth or from your dollar sized azzhole as ninxoon used to say

"Oh my God," Basra gasped, "That's my mother up there! She came over early and had complained of having a headache. I told her to lie down for a while." Rushing upstairs, basra ran to the bedroom.

"Mother, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?" The mother huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk adoon for two years, and I wasn't about to start now!".
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Re: crazy nite @ Basra's house

Postby Alchemist » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:48 pm

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Re: crazy nite @ Basra's house

Postby TheBigBosS » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:48 pm

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Re: crazy nite @ Basra's house

Postby Spragga Benz » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:48 pm

Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

YOU KNOW WAH I DNT UNDERSTAND IS

HOW DA LIKES OF MUKTAAR

GET TO POST ABOUT ANYFIN

BUT WEN I DO I GET BANNED Shocked

XAMARI-GASH

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Re: crazy nite @ Basra's house

Postby muktaar » Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:52 pm

[quote="Spragga Benz"]:shock: Shocked Shocked Shocked

YOU KNOW WAH I DNT UNDERSTAND IS

HOW DA LIKES OF MUKTAAR

GET TO POST ABOUT ANYFIN

BUT WEN I DO I GET BANNED Shocked

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u know what happens to rats in jail
their shiid get pushed with a knife

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Re: crazy nite @ Basra's house

Postby Spragga Benz » Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:06 pm

HMMM DAT DIDNT MAKE SENSE APBTII Confused

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Re: crazy nite @ Basra's house

Postby muktaar » Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:11 pm

xamari gash

let me translate what i just said in plain english

DONT SNITCH BICH

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Re: crazy nite @ Basra's house

Postby Phd in naago kudis » Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:52 pm

muktaar

that is funny one mate

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Re: crazy nite @ Basra's house

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Re: crazy nite @ Basra's house

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Re: crazy nite @ Basra's house

Postby snozzberry » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:15 pm

Looks like muktaar is back in action Smile

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Re: crazy nite @ Basra's house

Postby shidow1 » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:59 pm

This is soo funny Smile

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Re: crazy nite @ Basra's house

Postby muktaar » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:31 pm

muktaar,

you fuk face leave Basra alone, shes a somali princess


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