He thinks: No, your fat makes you look fat
She says: why don't you ever listen?
He thinks: why you always talking?
She says: are you listening?
He thinks: huh
She says: when are you finally gonna talk to my father?
He thinks: i'm thinking probably when he's waiting for me to respond to something he says
She says: you think my sister would look better if she wore a hijab?
He thinks: i think she'd look human if she wore a niqaab
She says: are you watching that game?
He thinks: no, im watching those spectators
She says: who's winning?
He thinks: the team with the bigger number beside their name nacalad yahay
She says: warya, were you just looking at that girl's ass?
He thinks: no, i wasn't looking at just her ass
She says: it's so obvious u were checking her out
He thinks: u think she noticed??
She says: would u still love me if i became very fat?
He thinks:
ladies...regardless of our answer, this is what we're thinking
