Habar Gidir <--- this girl was my first and she was for practice, she was my co-worker's niece
Marehan <--- i met this girl in the somali revolutionary army in 1976 during practice drills in ogadenia
Arab Salah <--- this one i found in hamarweyn in 1984, she was the prettiest and her father was a professor, he taught me how to molest her
Rahanweyn <--- this one was the dumbest, but very pretty, i met her in 1988 at my first major concert in kismayo
Isaaq <--- i don't remember how we met, but we got married instantly, we have many kids, two of them are gay (you know why)
Majerteen <--- she was my last one, it was her majerteen ferocity that landed me on the 10 most wanted list, i curse her clan
