Guess what i overheard today........

[1_londoner]

There was this guy walking his dog in the park....it was kinda windy, so while he was walking, his hat blew off his head. He went off to chase his hat when he saw some other dog chewing on his hat. The guy was kinda p.issed so he went to the owner of the dog and said to him....."why are you letting your dog chew on ma hat?"........the owner of the dog said " listen mate, it aint ma problem da dog can do wat 'e likes".........the guy said "its your dog, you should be controlling what it does".........the owner then went "Get out ma way..i told u before it aint ma problem"............Then the guy went..."you know what, i dont like your attitude".........then the owner said....."it aint ma 'at 'e chewed, its ur 'at 'e chewed...


Ahhh.....the cockney ones are the funniest.....

[The-Screw]

uh...what?!

[1_londoner]

attitude - hat he chewed - 'at 'e chewed

Blimey.......maybe its a london fing.....

[The-Screw]

Obviously it is, b/c i have no clue what you just said.

[1_londoner]

hmmmm...maybe its one of them jokes that u need to hear.... not see written down

[1_londoner]

what do u call a spanish guy dats lost his car?
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.Carlos

[+chilli]

You're bad, naa baal amus..

I hate the london accent, especial on Somali girls, uff

[1_londoner]

u mareykans have no sense of humour......

And i Love ma accent

[r_u-maadd]

every man tel me ma accent is well sexy wat r u on bout mate

[Aliyah99]

I have been told I have a sexy london accent it's not cockney at all I hate somalis with a fake cockney accent, unless your born in East End don't bother saying, Arlight love, geezer, and dropping the Hs. Just have a proper London accent. Just not South London I hate the south london accent as well

[precious_dyme]

@ the topic opener