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Wzup my SN family? I just got here(Dubia), what the fock I feel like I'm in India, I need some1 to showme around.

Anyway what else is new? is Kambuli still alive? what about the old man Sir-lugooyo?

Who lives in Dubia from SN folks?

So no1 wants to meet me? fock ya'll

foolxumu wlc back walaal......you have ben missed

Alla waa Foolxumo Kattiir

Heedhee maxaad ka doontey Abu Dabai? Bal noo warran...

Anywhere near to juba hotel, star city hotel or jazeera?

anywhere near to the parking lot near those hotel and the golden souk.

have you been dissapointed with dubai yet?

anywhere near to those little somali intenet shop where you got to login with the piece of paper.

is it still 3 dinnar per hour?

full of indians? yes full of indian but working like donkey indians.

it is all gliters in dubai but no substances.

you will be bored within 3 days in dubai mate it is not like somalia, kenya, ethiopia or djibouti

Hilwaa thanks habiibti.
Kambuliyeey, dee ina adeer odaygii markuu reer yeeshay suumuusan oran business baan bilaabayaa oo nomore 9-5 marka dee halkan baan joogayaa 6 days then insha alaah waxaan tagayaa China,India and Jigjiga.

Djibsomali, yeah man I find the somali fokz but they all trying to hassle me, every1 wants some money, I have met this dude at the aiport and he said he has his own car and uses as a tax I said okey you can take me to the hotel, the regular taxi charges 30 Dirham but this motherfocker charged me 60 dirham.
The internet fee is still 3 Dirham per hour but what I like about that litle piece of paperis if you dont finish your hour or half our you can use it later.

Lastnite I want to Syjat Hotel where Somali and Eithipian smoke that sh!t, but you're right I'm bored as hell and Can't wait till I leave this place.

I THINK brother Gurey may be in Dubai, but I aint poitive.

^^ you're right where the fock is Guray.

where's Guray and all the other dhag cas?

your out of luck my ugly friend.

its Gureys annual leave.

I was in sharm el shaikh egypt the past weak, attempting to lay gullible italian
MILF tourists, doing a bit of scuba diving with mates from the office, and having a general good time.

landed back in Dubai saturday night and then flew to Perth Australia,
after a 12 hour nap and some TV. im here.

sorry mate ill be here in Australia till mid Nov.

since you sound bored out of your mind and adventurous,
i suggest you rent a car, and drive around.

and please get away from the GOLD SOUQ AKA somali/african ghetto
there is allot more to Dubai than AL ras.

I see you been to Syjat hotel man thats just ghetto,
never been inside but i know what goes on in there, ive been to several joints like it, smoky crowded room and ethiopian band sudanese and ethiopians smoking sheesha and ethiopian prostitutes.

unfortunatley thats Dubai for you.
Dubai is all about the 4 S's , Shopping,Sea,Sun, Sand and SEX.

So check out the new shopping malls, go to new Dubai which starts from shiekh zayed road, go to Jumeira where the better half live (the most expensive sqaure ft in the Middle east and one of the most in the world)

Dubai is superficial YES, fake yes
but it still has its charm, its dynamic and the lifestyle is pretty good.

Foolxumow,

Maxaad reerkaaga uga tegtey? Ka warran wiilkii kuu dhashay? Maxaad u bixisey horta?

Carabta lama amaaneyne, maad iskaga soo noqotid? Haddii aad dooneyso business waxaad ka samaysan kartay Maraykanka gudihiisa...

Dee qolyihii sheegan jirey inay Carabaha joogaan, mindhaa ka dhab maahayn

Waryaa Guray fock you , how you gonna leave when I'm in town? anyway I'm okey now I find me 30 somali girls oo dagan 2 bedroom apt.
Yo' you're right the place I went had a live Ethiopian band and bunch of thier women smoking sheesha and trying to make some money, only in dubia you will see nin Khamiis gashan oo drunk ah I will be here only 3 more days then I will be in India insha -allah. the funny thing is I have US passport and didnt need Visa to come here but I need a visa to go to India and will take 3 days, them mothefockers talking about they have to check my background, like I'm gonna leave Atlanta and sneak in Haydarabad lol.

Kambuli dee eedo wiilkii yaraa waxaan u bixiyay ofcourse Wiil-waal.
Reerka waxaan soo kaxeenayaa markaan businesska usku dubarido, insha alaah after 2 months baan soo kexeenayaa.
Dee maxaan business ka furtaa maraykana you know $100,000 is nothing there but in Jigjiga I will be living like King Ali Papa, so oferkii minyarada still wa valid intaan lagaa hormarin.
waxaankaloon kuwaydiiyay xaguu Sir-lugooyo ku danbeeyaya? isgoo ku xod xodanayaa iigu danbaysaye.

Foolxumow,

Wallaahay waan naxay markaad tidhi" Jigjiga"....Meeshu amaan maaha... Inanka yar maad ka daysid meeshaas....

Bal intaadan xoolo iska gelin orodoo soo arag meesha..Dadku maaha dadkii la yaqaanay eh...War hoy ha fududaan...

Ninka odeyga ah ee la yiidhaahdo. Luggoyo, adaa moodey walaal, ee shaqo iskumanan yeelan...Waxaad ka ag dayeysaa Basra...

Agga! waa awoowgii la janeegii Absamee daya!

Ina adeer Jigjiga 2 months ago baa iigu danbaysay, magaaladu dhib kama jirto xoogaa yaroo jaahilo ah oo isku sheega OLNF or some sh!t like that ayaa waxay doonayaan la garan la yahay iyagana waa layara garaacaa then they calm down, hada waxaa laga furay airport lagu qarash gareeyay 33 million dollars oo mar dhaw diyaaradaha ka imanay dibadaha waxay noqon doonaan non-stop.