The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda
out of the mountains of Afghanistan is to send in
a team of Arkansas Special Forces.
Billy Bob, Ray Bob, Jim Bob, John Bob, Tim Bob, Bob
Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent
in with the following information about the Taliban:
1. The season opened last weekend.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
5. They don't like barbecue.
6. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
7. They are all gay.
Should be over in about a week!
