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Most Ridiculous British Laws!!!

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Most Ridiculous British Laws!!!

Postby Kramer » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:24 pm

Most ridiculous British law:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (seven percent)

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (five percent)

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent)

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (three percent)

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (three percent)

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)

looool, I will go and kill me some Scotsman in York city! its legal.

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Re: Most Ridiculous British Laws!!!

Postby Gatspy » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:40 pm

Laughing Laughing

Well in Toronto its illegal to drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday. This sukks for me cause I was thinking of doing that to afew of my dead horses.

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Re: Most Ridiculous British Laws!!!

Postby Skippa » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:47 pm

Gat, you live in T.O.? Surprised
Good to know! I'm an eastender (Scarb) myself! .

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Re: Most Ridiculous British Laws!!!

Postby Gatspy » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:56 pm

Get outta here. I too am an eastender

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Re: Most Ridiculous British Laws!!!

Postby Kramer » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:04 pm

may be its your brother ! u two need to meet at starbucks!

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Re: Most Ridiculous British Laws!!!

Postby Gatspy » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:07 pm

Its Tim Hortons here Kramer

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Re: Most Ridiculous British Laws!!!

Postby Kalashnikov » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:07 pm

in bari its legal to kill any person with small teeth 'ilkayar'. Laughing

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Re: Most Ridiculous British Laws!!!

Postby Kramer » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:09 pm

[quote="Kalashnikov"]in bari its legal to kill any person with small teeth 'ilkayar'. Laughing[/quote]

loool! u had to do that huh! how about ppl with stained teeth (ilkocase)?

Actually alot of weird laws are legal in Bari!

one of them is --its legal to sleep with your brother's wife.
its legal of grown men to throw stones at their neighbor's house
its legal to eat fish 3 times a day!
etc!

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Re: Most Ridiculous British Laws!!!

Postby Kalashnikov » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:13 pm

kramer are u crazy reer bari 2? Laughing


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