Obama Fund Raising Dinner Table orchestrated & Hosted by his # 1 fan- Cawar. A lot of somalinet guests were in attendant.
Cawar : Welcome everybody, this is for all black dreams.Lets Donate and donate ya umma.
(Koronto was in the midst of a deep prayer when cawar was talking, his head bowing down, and whispering some prayer jargonss.)
Koronto:Whisper. Oh God, bless this food, bless the poor and the blacks. But most important, bless Obama to win.I prayed in the mosque on my way to this party, i am praying now, and inshallaah will pray more when i go to the mosque for salatul Ishaa.
Helwa: Amiin. Amiiin. God give me a husband too.
Koronto: Amiin.
Basra: Cawar i hope you dont mind, i am jumping straight to desert. Aaaah this tripple hot chocolate cake with hot fudge and vanila ice cream is to die for.
Kambuli: Coughs and whispers: Cough! Cough, Caloleeey!
Basra: Kambuli excuse me? What did u call me?
Kambuli: Assalam aleikum, i didn't call u anything walaaal, respect for your ayeeyo, ok!
Basra: Actually i do have an mj ayeeyo, she is Wabeneeya. ha ha ha
Babygirl123: Why is it funny? Bloody idoor waxaxiid!
Basra: Hayee-- is this Basra lynching day? Can i please enjoy my desert?
(Cawar quickly interrupts and changes subject before scratching and eye ball popping takes place. A servant brings Cawar an Express note thats reads)
NOTE TO Cawar:
I am Devastatingly SORRY to miss the party, Cawar. I am sorry to offend you but i could not hear anymore Obama noise. I am sick and tired of Obama mania, and i thought my absence would not be felt that much. However, please do be kind and send me Camel milk to go-- give it to Kambuli to bring it to me. She lives in my neighborhood. Thanks Brother.
Yours truly Majestic, Sir Luggoyo.
Cawar: aaahh Sir Luggoyo could not make it, he has prior engagement at Donut Dunkin.
The rest of the guests applause in cheer.
Clap! Clap! Clap!
Vainchic: (is vainly looking herself in a silver plate, seeing if her lipstick is right)
Zulaika: Lady, i am sorry i dont believe we have met. Who the HELL the are you?
Basra: Cough! Cough! She is a crack Hooe, rumors has it she is related to alluring, i dont have to say much do I?
Vainchic: Listen to me biatch, i am going to climb on this table and come biatch slap you all the way to baidabo. You heard me!!! You heard me!!
Basra: Cough! Cough! 'You hear me', is more grammatically correct, Macaan. :)
Vainchic: (Jumps off the table but thankfully & luckily is arrested by Giant Screw)
Zulaika: ha ha ha
Cawar: ha ha ha
Voltage : ha ha ha - Basra i must say you are something. I am fascinated by you.
Basra: He he he , that is sweet voltage. Tell me, why are you always so restless to change the world? OR at least Somalia. You are always ranting and making noise about how you want to change Somalia, how you want to be a surgeon or a pathologist who fight infectious diseases. Its noble to say the least but rather, dull wont you say?
Voltage: Stunned. Silent.
Basra: Anyway, i finally read that book you told me to read. I personally Find Paul Farmer to be this --this -gigantically retarded fellow. His selflessness totally triggered a part of me that holds nothing but contempt and evilness. I was more than once tempted to dive into the book, find him and slaughter him in day broadlight.
Kambuli: ha ha ha ha
Everybody is confused why Kambuli is laughing? Basra did not looking like she was making a joke! The laughter looked abrupt and awkward. Is Kambuli Hellucinating?
Basra: What's So funny abaay? (Holding a table knife in a threatening manner)
Kambuli: ha ha ha ha ha
Basra: (at this point is visibly irritated) Nayaa, love Majeerten, what seems to be funny> I am serrious walaahi.
Voltage: Basra, forget about Kambuli the defender, please continue about the Paul Farmer, i am intriguid not to mention, a bit excited.
Basra: Has lost concetration. She is starring at kambuli who is still laughing hysterical.
Babygirl123: (dropped her wrapped crack joint on the ground, as she kneeled down to pick it, she noticed Sheikh Koronto under the table tickling Kambuli soul foot.)
Allaaaa akhaaas! Was her genuine responce. Quickly everybody went underneath the table and joined in the laughter)
To be continued....looool
