Who is watching Oprah??

Postby **Basra-** » Mon May 12, 2008 5:27 pm

Walaahi i saw the freakiest thing-- two little kids playing ballroom dance. They are so good, so perfect, they almost look like two 60 years olds dancing. Cauudubilaahi! :shock:

Gifted · Postby **Gifted** » Mon May 12, 2008 5:29 pm

There's something artificial about Oprah, and why is that Stedman with her?

Postby **Basra-** » Mon May 12, 2008 5:32 pm

Gifted --really?? How so ?? What exactly do u find superficial in her. I will give a brief analysis of oprah in a bit, i know u alwaus enjoy my rude analysis! :roll:

Gifted · Postby **Gifted** » Mon May 12, 2008 5:37 pm

lol The question is, what isn't fake about that woman? Everything about her is absolutely fake, from her hair to her "grateful" attitude. lol you know I love ur analyses, light it up :lol:

Postby **Basra-** » Mon May 12, 2008 5:49 pm

Gifted

You are right about one thing, oprah is superficial. She is totally fake. Oprah is a business money making machine first and talk host second. Her poor destitute backround scurred her to achieve more and more in life. She never wants to go back to where she sprung from, that is her biggest fear and nightmare!
The thing about Oprah is that --she is the most inauthentic person who is always mistaken for being authentic. She sky rocketed to popularity by a fluke moment in history where her obesity became "relatable' to fat america.Since then, she has confessed to have beem molested, raped, abused, depraved love by her mother, having an affair with a married man, having a one tooth, one eyed grand mother-- ok maybe the last one is not true, i made it up. My point is, every dysfunctionality that comes before her coach, she relates to it! If a guest shared with her about a one eyed grand mother, she would say- YES me too! I have the same one eyed grand mother! She will do anything for ratings~!Its sad. Her greatest fear is america to turn against her. She almost did one time, when she endorsed a liar author of a memoir for her book club. She was in a hot seat, even appearing in CNN. But u know what she did to come back?? -her next book was about a Jews being persecuted in Hitler camp-- a memoir by some lousey yuhud author.At any rate--she was loved again by america! This woman is egotistic,--especially when she says to her audience- "Audience you love this new a$$ wipe napkin, right? You love it like i love it , right? You will go out today and go buy it right? " I mean she talks like a cult leader more than a talk show host.I can't wait for her to fall from grace one day! But she is too clever for that i suspect, so i will wait unti she dies. :lol:

Gifted · Postby **Gifted** » Mon May 12, 2008 5:58 pm

Great analysis Basra :lol:

It's also funny how she tries to help people, but her father happens to be a poor barber. :lol:

Postby **Basra-** » Mon May 12, 2008 6:03 pm

lolGifted

Her dad is rich also, but he loves doing barbaring. She had asked him many times to quit, out of embarrasing her, but the old man-- is sturbon. He is a proud man, he wants to keep his balls by earning his own money, and since he is an adoon, barbaring comes to his chimp mind. :cry:

Postby **Basra-** » Mon May 12, 2008 6:07 pm

Gifted

i am curious-- how can this thread have like 40 viewings and only we are the ones involved?? Do u think there are a lot of 'nosey' silent readers out there? alaa somalis love gossip walle!

Gifted · Postby **Gifted** » Mon May 12, 2008 6:10 pm

lol So her dad is rich? How odd and yet he continues to cut peoples hair, I guess that kinda ruins Oprahs "perfect" image, so I'm all for it. :lol:

loooool Basra, the members on this site are just infatuated by your presence. I'm shocked that you are suprised. :lol:

Postby **Basra-** » Mon May 12, 2008 6:13 pm

lolGifted

Oprah doesn't really have a perfect imagine, she makes a point to make it not a perfect image. she knows america will turn on her if she is always perfect. lol

Oh so the somalineters are infatuated by me!! hhhhhmm i like that orgy idea. :roll:

Anyway i gotta go macaanto-- ta ta- kiss kiss mua mua :roll:

Voltage · Postby **Voltage** » Mon May 12, 2008 11:39 pm

Basra- wrote:Gifted

You are right about one thing, oprah is superficial. She is totally fake. Oprah is a business money making machine first and talk host second. Her poor destitute backround scurred her to achieve more and more in life. She never wants to go back to where she sprung from, that is her biggest fear and nightmare!
The thing about Oprah is that --she is the most inauthentic person who is always mistaken for being authentic. She sky rocketed to popularity by a fluke moment in history where her obesity became "relatable' to fat america.Since then, she has confessed to have beem molested, raped, abused, depraved love by her mother, having an affair with a married man, having a one tooth, one eyed grand mother-- ok maybe the last one is not true, i made it up. My point is, every dysfunctionality that comes before her coach, she relates to it! If a guest shared with her about a one eyed grand mother, she would say- YES me too! I have the same one eyed grand mother! She will do anything for ratings~!Its sad. Her greatest fear is america to turn against her. She almost did one time, when she endorsed a liar author of a memoir for her book club. She was in a hot seat, even appearing in CNN. But u know what she did to come back?? -her next book was about a Jews being persecuted in Hitler camp-- a memoir by some lousey yuhud author.At any rate--she was loved again by america! This woman is egotistic,--especially when she says to her audience- "Audience you love this new a$$ wipe napkin, right? You love it like i love it , right? You will go out today and go buy it right? " I mean she talks like a cult leader more than a talk show host.I can't wait for her to fall from grace one day! But she is too clever for that i suspect, so i will wait unti she dies.

laa xawla walaa quwata ilaa bilaah :lol:

Oxy- · Postby **Oxy-** » Tue May 13, 2008 6:44 am

basra Oprah has done more to help the poor especially in south Africa then you could ever dream off... the lavish gifts she showers people with are also a sign of her generosity. The reason she gets her guest to relate to her is a psychological way of making the guest feel comfortable by knowing that she has some sort of inclination of what the guest is trying to convey... now whether she uses a metaphor or whether she makes comparison to something totally different, it doesn't matter, why?
Because she gets the point across, and after doing this probably over 2decades one would think that perhaps just perhaps she just might know whats shes doing? wouldn't you say ?

leave oprah alone i say...

Abdi_westldn · Postby **Abdi_westldn** » Tue May 13, 2008 6:46 am

Oxy- wrote:basra Oprah has done more to help the poor especially in south Africa then you could ever dream off... the lavish gifts she showers people with are also a sign of her generosity. The reason she gets her guest to relate to her is a psychological way of making the guest feel comfortable by knowing that she has some sort of inclination of what the guest is trying to convey... now whether she uses a metaphor or whether she makes comparison to something totally different, it doesn't matter, why?
Because she gets the point across, and after doing this probably over 2decades one would think that perhaps just perhaps she just might know whats shes doing? wouldn't you say ?

leave oprah alone i say...

How can you be a man?

Postby **Basra-** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:22 am

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laa xawla walaa quwata ilaa bilaah :lol:

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Voltage@loool

Voltage.... WHAT is it walaal?? Why r u saying that?? :lol:

Oxy....

"The reason she gets her guest to relate to her is a psychological way of making the guest feel comfortable by knowing that she has some sort of inclination of what the guest is trying to convey."

Ok i grant you that you have raised a good defense against my analysis on Oprah, and i respect you for making 'sense' in your arguement. But still, you have to agree the woman reeks of inauthenticity walaal.She has made a master out of pretending to be 'relatable'. yes she has 2 decades of practice.Can u tell me how a mega-billionaire can be relatable?She goes around with her private charter--do u know any average joe or jane who do that?. I am not saying she is not 'generous'., she really is, God bless her heart.... :roll:

also ..she can afford to- like i said, she is a mega billionaire, why not, it looks good on her 'Tax resume'. My point here is- i detest any sort of inauthenticity, and believe me, Oprah has it in abundance! I just want to come out clean, and embrace her excess solvency, be proud of it.And also to admit, openly that she is not an average jane--she is OPRAH, larger than life, richer than life, and you---superficial. If she did that, i know people will hate on her and turn on her, making her loose her TV show, but at least she will have her dignity right?OR she should come open and say -screw dignity i am making $$$$-- i'll respect her more. :lol:

laila2008 · Postby **laila2008** » Tue May 13, 2008 8:41 am

funny how kitchen girls who barely can read or write have something to say about Oprah..

FYI Basra stop using synonyms words in the cyber world by making your posting sound more intellectual then it actually is... So far what you just posted has no connotation or underpinning to it.

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