Official: Help FAH1223 Learn Shukaansi Thread

[Madd_Scientist_]

A patronising thread.

I don't believe Fah needs any help.

[Broccoli]

I also learned from Advo. Its not about the cologne you wear or the other flashy items.

The only accessory you need is to leave bills hanging out of your pockets. Let a 20 peak out of your shirt pocket, a 50 in your back pocket, and if you really have game, leave a C-Note between your pant zippers (only if you have serious game).

hahahah I liked this. bravo.

[eyes-only]

shukaansi sounds disgusting and always sounded nasty to me. It doesn't have an ounce of romance and is basically the art of lying and manipulating a person of the opposite sex into God knows what...

So, anyone wanting to learn how to shukaansi, is just as bad as the person teaching it.

But I have to say, some of ya'll got jokes...

[Hyperactive]

eyes-only i think they use hodhodosho
mesho abahey ka yimid.
fah is smarter than odeygan walan topic ka bilabay.
he should learn a thing or veiw from FAH.

[Starscream]

FAH

Just be yourself and don't settle for anything less than what you truly deserve and moderation is key, take it easy on her pimpin'. It's your duty as a man to make her feel comfortable so she can give herself to you fully, but you do that with moderation. Don't talk too much, don't laugh too much, don't call her too much, don't kiss and hug her too much (like when she's in the toilet and you demand some suga right now!), don't agree with everything she has to say, don't be too nice nigga, don't be too much of a smartazz either. Find the balance bro, don't listen to cats with zero game.

And what Qansa said.

[kambuli]

A/W, quote " Kambuli is actually related to her "

Who am I related

[eyes-only]

[quote="hyperactive"]eyes-only i think they use hodhodosho
mesho abahey ka yimid.
[/quote]


Never heard of hodhodosho. Mind you, I never understand your af Somali, you could be saying something totally different like haabhaabasho

Anything sounds better than shukaansi.

[zulaika]

Fah.


-Never trust a b!tch...ever!
-always stay a step ahead, know her moves even before she does.
-Don't ever stress about any B!tch either, they come and go like Sadaam said. :}

b!tch this b!tch that.....sexist bastard.

[sadeboi]

@ eyes..there are different ways of saying "shukansi," lajaadoyinka wey kala dhuwanyahiin.

Hasaabo ama xudh-xudhosho [what hyper was trying to write] mean shukansi for us.

[Murax]

My only advice, no point in wooing a girl if you don't plan to marry her saaxib and there is no ***** worth committing a major sin for just so you can be punished in the afterlife. So when you think you are ready saaxib, get married. If you have already focked around, repent and start over with some fine young somali girl. ?

Couldn't have said it better.


Laakin when You said theres no pu$$y worth committing xaraam for what do You make of all the dudes running around with ugly azz chicks? Talk about low quality danbi.

[Madd_Scientist_]

"low quality danbi"...

[King-of-Awdal]

Best advice i can give ya. Stay away from Somali chicks.

[Naaima]

, how come i didn't see this thread before

[FAH1223]

Best advice i can give ya. Stay away from Somali chicks.

why is that?

[HELWAA]

What a pathetic thread especially the individual who made it and those who reply with tips. AW all of us are aware that the only action that you've gotten would be speaking to a woman over the phone or on a chatroom. A woman with ANY sense would not even look at you let alone give you her name.