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Effusions of a polite Psychopath!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:31 am
by Anab
Good morning everybody, i woke up this morning feeling quite exquisite. :D It was a wonderful clowdy slash rainy morning with a bit of a gleaming sunshine protruding from the east.The day had all the signs of annoying and ruining my day, especially this dreary weather, but i chose to combart my normal inclinations and opt to be glad. You may accuse me of being the queen of Niles or denial, or just a benign bi-polar patient. :D So... I stretched my hands- put on a fantastic dramatic smile and lazily walked to restroom mirror. There i saw a breathtaking beauty that was unapologecily starring back at me. I smiled back of course, complimented her crystal clear white teeth, the large glaring dark eyes,sweet, inviting face with a disturbance of a slight protruded long annoying forehead that could be covered with my wavy, heavy brunette curls. I simply wish this beauty a glorious monumental day! I brushed my teeth, i walked to the fridge and got me a cool, cold star bucks coffee frappaccino in one of those tiny small bottles.The first sip was orgasmic, it penetrated into the furthest corner of my brain. I sighed with an equillibrium moan; I put on CNN, and saw that cute Anderson Cooper guy who melodiously futher brightened my day. I sat on the sofa for just half hour,flipping on the channels of idiotic american exuberance, reluctantly got up, prepared my lay lavender bath tub, and luxuriated for the next 45 minutes. Later it was the rush hour time-- i quickly and nakedly ran to my closet and embarked on a most annoying and complex task of..... figuring OUT what to wear! The incumbent decision is obviously predicated by the weather, by my mood, and by the general welfare of the national federal fashion association committee: Haters slash women in the office.


The difficult decision landed on a most celebrated color of all summer times- a White summer dress with decorated purple flowers stripes. The Matching white sandles with a tint of purple dots, bought from a somali mall also adds some distinguishness of authenticity and roots.


Now i am glad to reach the point of this post:




HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYBODY!!!! :D

Re: Effusions of a polite Psychopath!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:45 am
by gurey25
i couldnt follow after the first sentence

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Effusions of a polite Psychopath!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:45 am
by gurey25
have a great day my sexy cow

Re: Effusions of a polite Psychopath!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:54 am
by Anab
Gurey????? :shock: :shock: :shock: WHY r u suddenly insulting me?? :x U never call me a cow unless i said something that annoyed u! Is it the Kynaan is a druggie comment??? :| U know i do believe he is a druggie right? And a homo too? Arent all that? :lol:

Re: Effusions of a polite Psychopath!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:10 am
by gurey25
im sorry basra dear...
i was only complimenting you?

how do you know? maybe i find cows sexually enticing?

Re: Effusions of a polite Psychopath!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:13 am
by Madd_Scientist_
Then you'll definitely find calooley sexually enticing.... :roll:

Good Luck I say. :lol:

Re: Effusions of a polite Psychopath!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:14 am
by gurey25
:lol: :lol:

common madd scientist.. you cant be call madd if you are not alittle open minded...
common try a bit of bovine love

Re: Effusions of a polite Psychopath!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:21 am
by Madd_Scientist_
I've become extremely cynical.... :roll:

Re: Effusions of a polite Psychopath!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:27 am
by gurey25
Madd_Scientist_ wrote:I've become extremely cynical.... :roll:


excellent you are well on the way towards enligtenment..
only a cynic can see reality....

the next stage is humor, you find everything funny

Re: Effusions of a polite Psychopath!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:46 am
by Madd_Scientist_
:lol:


See? What's the next step? :roll:

Re: Effusions of a polite Psychopath!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:23 pm
by gurey25
after humor is maddness

then you can truley live up to your name..


thats how it worked for me..

:lol:

Re: Effusions of a polite Psychopath!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 12:46 pm
by Anab
Guys i think i have uncovered a somalinet secret code.



gurey25 =Galol = gedo_gurl = garowegal =Gacliisa.......r u ready??? = Afdhere!!!! (my question is: whats up with the 'G's???? Short for Gay? lol)


OH MY GOD!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:



This is a break through! WHO else is in agreement?? Maddy Calooley do u agree?? :D

Re: Effusions of a polite Psychopath!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:49 pm
by gurey25
basra dear stop the bullshit..
you personally know afdhere and both of you go shopping for shoes together and have lattes....
and bitch about your men every weekend...

dont lie

Re: Effusions of a polite Psychopath!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 1:53 pm
by Anab
:lol: :lol: :lol:

gurey afdhere is mad! looool

Re: Effusions of a polite Psychopath!

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 2:20 pm
by Madd_Scientist_
Word play. Funny.