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The guy is quite observant, and he's got every single clan's behavior and characteristics down to a tee.

, bitc.hes of the somals unite !!

controversialgirl1 wrote:Clannish funny fishiology


Mud fish sling dirt
on other fish
in order to keep themselves clean
the Issaq
alias
the Iidoar
are mud fish
for they are the most clannish queer fish
who claim to eat no fish
who yell at fish eaters
"Speak not to me with that mouth
which eateth fish!"
who are still fugly fish
for they go around the world
with plenty of other fish to fry
for they are always loose fish
who always drink like fish
who always tipple in the deep
who always chew jaad in the dark dens of the deep
who always gerish geisha mermaids of the deep
who always swear to be British
who always swear to be the long lost orphans
of the English Queen
the Issaq
alias
the Iidoar
are mud fish
for they always go around the world
with plenty of other fish to fry
for they are always loose fish
who let loose
on every Somali Klan
who dump
on every Somali Klan
who sling dirt
on every Somali Klan
in order to keep themselves clean
badmouthing the South
boasting
look
how great we are
how superior we are
to the rest of the Somali nation
boasting
look
how fine we are
look
how foul
how ****-up
how foolish the Faqash of the silly South are.

To be cont.

i am british i have the proof right here

[quote="controversialgirl1"]Then there are the salmon
they always swim upstream
no matter how far from home they swim
they never forget to come home
the salmon are the Macavity Majerten
their city Bossasso is
so beautiful
so peaceful
that it is home for all the clans of Somalia
Foxes have holes
birds have nests
Somalis have Majertinya
for Majertinya is
where Somali sons & daughters prophesy
Somali salvation
Somali greatness
Somali singleness of solidarity
for Majertinya is
where old men dream dreams
where young men see visions
of the unity of the Somali Spirit
in the bonds of Peace
for the city of Bossasso is now the Boston of East Africa
for the city of Bossasso now is the beacon of light
beckoning
all beleaguered Somalis
all blighted Somalis
all benighted Somalis
all besieged Somalis
that is why I call the Majerten
the only gob of the Somali race
the only kings of the Somali race
the only aristocrats of the Somali race
the only Macavity aristo-cats of the Somali race
that is why I call the Majerten
the only custodians
of Somali honor
of Somali decency
of Somali dignity
of Somali integrity
that is why I call the Majerten
the only custodians of our Somali collective conscience
the only custodians of our collective Somali destiny
for they are
the quiddity of the Somali race
the quintessence of the Somali race
when Gerald Hanley testified that
"Of all the races of Africa,
there cannot be one
better to live among than
the most difficult
the proudest
the bravest
the vainest
the most merciless
the friendliest
the Somalis"
I am certain
that he had meant the Macavity Majerten
among whom he had lived.

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