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A Lesson to remember (For Guys Only)

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A Lesson to remember (For Guys Only)

Postby Sir-Luggoyo » Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:51 pm

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me.

It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore a see-through Dirac, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts and/or cleavage. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and
frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off
her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law
hugged me and said, "Weare very happy that you have passed our little test.we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car!......

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Re: A Lesson to remember (For Guys Only)

Postby makumba59 » Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:53 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: A Lesson to remember (For Guys Only)

Postby HELWAA » Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:54 pm

The story is wrong or you change it ...when i red it somewhere els it was the mother-in-low who did that not the sister...shame on you :down: :roll: :roll:

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Re: A Lesson to remember (For Guys Only)

Postby paidmonk » Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:55 pm

Thanks for sharing. :lol:

I heard it once like 3 years ago but I was probably too young to understand, now I get it. :lol:

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Re: A Lesson to remember (For Guys Only)

Postby AbdiWahab252 » Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:56 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Sir Luugoyo, Great story :up: But don't u hate it when you find out that your g/friend's sisters are much hotter :up:

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Re: A Lesson to remember (For Guys Only)

Postby makumba59 » Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:57 pm

[quote="HELWAA"]The story is wrong or you change it ...when i red it somewhere els it was the mother-in-low who did that not the sister...shame on you :down: :roll: :roll:[/quote]


You make issues where there is none.

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Re: A Lesson to remember (For Guys Only)

Postby HELWAA » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:02 pm

madax gambadh aka makoko.......maxaan ku idhi habeen hore aniga ha ila sheekaysan huuno ilaa aad is cadeeysid waxaad tahy....Waan ogahy qofka aad tahy laakin waan sugaya markaad adigo is qarxisid inan yaho jaanjaanka ahy.

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Re: A Lesson to remember (For Guys Only)

Postby Sir-Luggoyo » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:05 pm

makumba59 wrote:
HELWAA wrote:The story is wrong or you change it ...when i red it somewhere els it was the mother-in-low who did that not the sister...shame on you :down: :roll: :roll:



You make issues where there is none.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Makumba,

It's not about the topic, it's about me. She is obsessed with me and had to make some remarks about everything I post.

AW,

Horta why is that? Why the younger one is hotter? And that is not how it is when you start dating the older sister, but during the process, she just blossoms overnight into this ........edible thing, that makes you almost hate your girlfriend :lol: :lol: :lol: Sh!t

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Re: A Lesson to remember (For Guys Only)

Postby AbdiWahab252 » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:11 pm

Luugoyo:

Its just an unfair thing. Worst of all, once the older one likes you, the younger ones are off limits. Older sister claims first dibs on you.

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Re: A Lesson to remember (For Guys Only)

Postby HELWAA » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:13 pm

Alla odeygan muxu is cajabiyey..yeah keep telling urself that...you may need it caawa in ur empty filthy...bed

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Re: A Lesson to remember (For Guys Only)

Postby BABYGIRL123 » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:14 pm

:lol: :lol:

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Re: A Lesson to remember (For Guys Only)

Postby Rightwing » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:17 pm

Waxbaa walee ka dhacay.. :lol: Talaan ku siin doonaa dhawaan sheekhow...

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Re: A Lesson to remember (For Guys Only)

Postby guhad122 » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:18 pm

Are u focking serious Sir Lugooyo? Fock, I would expect that from AW and all the Dhabayoco kids to behave like that but not from you. Waryaa, even if that is the case, I wouldn't bring it up here man. Is this some kind of joke?
In my case, I am happy with my future wife and to be honest with you, I consider her sisters to be my sisters. Never in millions time would I even look at them the wrong way. Shit too many Shaxaaris in here.... :lol: :lol:

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Re: A Lesson to remember (For Guys Only)

Postby AbdiWahab252 » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:19 pm

Guhad,

Ina adeer maxa iga rabta ?

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Re: A Lesson to remember (For Guys Only)

Postby guhad122 » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:22 pm

AW;
I am just joking with you cousin!!!
Something tells me that you would never have an opportunity like that pass. :lol: :lol:
Am I right?


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